Bai Er's eyes widened in shock, as he glanced from Xia Zheng to Lin Yuan, and suddenly as if he understood something, he clapped his hands and yelled, "No, no, you're cheating! Just look at this man; he's clearly your lover. You can't say that you cooked the dishes, even if you gave him a pile of shit to eat, he would happily claim it's a delicacy of this world! I'm not convinced! Not convinced! Ow, why are you hitting me? Hmph, even if you hit me, I'm still not convinced, not convinced!"
Xia Zheng tossed aside the chopsticks in his hand and switched to a stool beside him, feeling the chopsticks hadn't provided enough satisfaction, this time he needed something bigger to do the job.
How dare you suggest I eat shit! I'll let you taste a beating first!