"Hey, hey, what are you doing... oh, gently, gently, it's my first time... hiss, not bad, quite impressive."
Please don't get the wrong idea, dear readers. Zhen Qi simply circled around to your back and used her unique vines to give you a massage, just stretching your muscles—that's all. Readers with their minds in the gutter should go stand in the corner.
"Put a little more pressure on that spot on the left, oh yeah~~"
You expressed your inner feelings with a trembling voice, half-closing your eyes to savor Zhen Qi's service.
"My husband, my handiwork isn't bad, right?" Zhen Qi fished for compliments.
"It's good, but I can't help wondering if you've often done this for other goblins?" Your tone was somewhat sour.
"My bad husband, I'm still an untouched girl, you know. You're the first man I've had; all other men were drained into husks by my vines before they could even see me."