Chapter 290: This meeting went off track

Yin Tuo Wang stood up, holding a speech.

"This month, under the wise command of President Lu! Under the strong leadership of President Lu! Under the great vision of President Lu! Under President Lu's..."

Lu Chengwen slapped the table, "Cut it out! Cut it out! Stop with the flattery!"

"Oh, okay, okay." Yin Tuo Wang stood straight, his suit pristine: "This month, we received thirteen batches of important clients, nineteen groups of domestic company delegations! Also, various internal activities of the company..."

Lu Chengwen swore angrily, "What the hell, are you done yet?! Did I ask you for any of this? Did I ask for this? Didn't you say you had a 'major' and 'urgent' situation to report to me 'immediately'?"

"I... When they were reporting to me, they used these terms, it sounded cool, so I decided to use them too."

"Stop copying high society!" Lu Chengwen pointed at him, "Sit down, sit down, go tell these trivial matters to the company's finance department. Anyone else have anything to say?"

The manager was stunned: "Yin Tuo Wang... is helping Lu Chengwen... with receptions!? Isn't he supposed to be an assassin?"

The chairman grumbled, "Just keep watching."

Iron Tuo Wang and Copper Tuo Wang stood up: "President Lu, hehe, we too... want to say something?"

"Say it!"

"Good!" Copper Tuo Wang passionately said, his voice full of charm, delivering his speech like a broadcaster:

"Spring returns to the earth! All things are revived! In the blink of an eye, it's again the season for reports. As the wheels of history roll on through the 21st century, our great and wise President Lu has finally reached the time to... No, I meant, spring... Wait? I meant, making money! It's time for making money..."

Lu Chengwen grabbed a pack of tissues and threw it at him, hitting Copper Tuo Wang's head: "Do I have seasonal feelings, you idiot? Do you have a brain or not? Stop with the nonsense, get to the point!"

Iron Tuo Wang stood up: "Aiya, President Lu, please don't get too excited. Actually, we've been working really hard lately!"

"Well, tell me about it!"

"Yes!"

Iron Tuo Wang said: "According to your instructions, we've been patrolling near Chengwen District. This month, we caught four thieves, chased off three waves of troublemakers, and stopped nineteen drunks from causing a scene at the food stalls. There was a group of villagers trying to make trouble, my brothers personally went to stop them, kept beating them until they felt embarrassed and went home..."

Everyone in the monitoring room was stunned.

The secretary looked at the chairman: "Lu Chengwen... I know he's building houses, but... Copper Tuo Wang and Iron Tuo Wang are helping him manage local security!? Patrols!?"

The manager seriously asked: "Sasha, do you think Lu Chengwen knows we're monitoring him and is deliberately putting on a show?"

"Impossible!" Sasha said, "I'm clear on whether my system has been detected or not! Don't use your limited knowledge to question my professionalism!"

Xiong Panpan said: "But the Four Tuo Kings working as corporate assistants for him, helping with patrols? Who can believe this? Sasha, could you have made a mistake?"

Sasha was furious: "Lu Chengwen... he... he wasn't even wearing clothes in the living room earlier, and had Chen Mengyun... Oh, never mind! I don't know! Anyway, I haven't been exposed!"

Everyone fell silent.

From the looks of it, Sasha couldn't have been exposed, meaning the infamous Iron, Copper, and Yin Tuo Kings were actually doing legitimate work, even good work!

Lu Chengwen nodded: "Well done!"

Lu Chengwen took out a cigar and threw it to Iron Tuo Wang and Copper Tuo Wang:

"Everyone should learn from Iron Tuo Wang and Copper Tuo Wang!"

Iron Tuo Wang and Copper Tuo Wang were very proud, each offering the other a cigar, their eyes and expressions filled with the satisfaction and vanity of having stood out at the meeting.

Lu Chengwen angrily said: "Who told you to smoke cigars inside?! We're in a meeting! Go outside if you want to smoke!"

"Oh, okay."

The two hurriedly put their cigars away, carefully tucking them into their pockets.

The manager chuckled: "Lu Chengwen, yelling at these Tuo Kings like he's scolding his own children, this is funny. Why are these guys so afraid of him?"

The chairman squinted: "A middle-level kid from the Four Doors can manage them like this? I think Lu Chengwen has some real skills."

Zhao Lulü was puzzled and secretly asked Sasha: "What did Chen Mengyun do with her mouth? Why didn't you explain clearly?"

Sasha blushed: "I don't know! Don't ask! You wouldn't understand."

Gold Tuo Wang stood up, cleared his throat: "President Lu, you understand me. Recently, I looked over the latest financial reports, and I found that our team's cash flow is large. Our work hasn't been good enough, I deeply reflect on myself, we've been too wasteful..."

Gold Tuo Wang finally made his statement: "I am willing to voluntarily reduce my salary to lessen President Lu's financial pressure!"

Lu Chengwen laughed, took out a cigar, and threw it at him: "Go outside to smoke it."

"Thank you, President Lu."

Yin Tuo Wang quickly added: "I can do it too! I can reduce my salary too!"

Lu Chengwen threw him a cigar as well: "I don't need your money!"

Lu Chengwen sighed: "I called you all here because I want to ask you some things."

He then took out a business card: "Look at this."

Lu Chengwen watched as everyone saw the card, their expressions subtly changing. Clearly, they recognized the company.

Not only did they recognize it, but they were also familiar with it.

Lu Chengwen said: "Did you all see it? The 'Full-Belly Delivery Group'! Who knows about them?"

"Don't be in a rush, let me explain what I saw first!"

Lu Chengwen continued: "A man and a woman, both very young, in their early twenties. The man looked like a slob, with a face full of stubble, always holding a beer can, occasionally taking a sip..."

Everyone looked at Cui Hao.

Cui Hao was very embarrassed: "I... I didn't drink much..."

Lu Chengwen continued describing: "The woman, now she's interesting, damn, her speed could rival Hua Xue Ning's..."

Hua Xue Ning raised her hand behind him: "Master, she's not as fast as me! I haven't exerted myself yet, plus she has helpers around, I have to stay alert, can't reveal all my cards, otherwise, I'd..."

"Alright, alright, I know you're good."

Xiong Panpan was so mad she was almost dying.

Lu Chengwen kept going: "The woman! Heh heh! Pretty tall,almost as tall as Xue Ning, both pretty thin, long legs... wait? Seems like she's similar to Xue Ning in many ways! But her chest is pretty good! ..."

Meanwhile, inside the group, things had gotten awkward to the point where they went mute.

If you don't listen... you're the one doing this, you need to hear what they say to assess their... behavior, relationships, intentions, and other intelligence.

If you do listen... a group of people is talking about Xiong Panpan's chest.

Xiong Panpan's face turned red all the way to her neck, gritting her teeth, glaring at Lu Chengwen who was smirking inside.

Lu Chengwen suddenly thought: "Chen Mengyun! Right, her chest is like Chen Mengyun's!"

"Is it that big?"

"Not as big as Chen Mengyun's, but the shape is similar! It's that round one..."

Everyone in the room gave Lu Chengwen a thumbs up.

Jin Tuo Wang: "Lu Zong, I really admire you! You're the most charming and crafty person under heaven!"

Yin Tuo Wang: "What's more, Lu Zong's technique is exceptional! The average woman, after being trained by Lu Zong, definitely becomes more attractive, by more than just a little!"

Tie Tuo Wang said: "You all aren't getting to the point! Lu Zong's core ability is to turn the ordinary into extraordinary, there are many people, even if they start small, after Lu Zong's training, they end up growing bigger! That girl's name was...?"

"Xiong Panpan."

"Right! If she stays with Lu Zong for just half a year, her cup size will definitely increase!"

Tong Tuo Wang: "At this moment, I'd like to recite a poem, to praise Lu Zong's miraculous techniques... ah..."

Lu Chengwen slammed the table: "Enough! Damn it!"

Everyone immediately quieted down.

"Let's get to the point! Let's talk business! Damn it, you've distracted me again!"

Tong Tuo Wang muttered, looking down: "You started it..."

"Then why didn't you interrupt me!? Can't you guys interrupt me?!"

Lu Chengwen pointed at the business card on the table: "Full-Belly Delivery Group! Does anyone know them? Anyone!?"

The strategist quietly spoke: "It's an ancient martial arts organization."

Lu Chengwen looked at the strategist: "Finally, you spoke! Get to the details, tell me more."

The strategist sighed: "They are a national professional ancient martial arts management group, with countless masters. Every year, each sect sends talent to them."

"They are said to maintain order in the ancient martial arts world, but the execution on the ground is chaotic. Some people pocket techniques and secret manuals, some force others to exchange precious pills or weapons for freedom. Some even use tasks as a cover to play violent games..."

The strategist continued: "The top-level designers have good ideas, but the execution is completely messed up."

Lu Chengwen looked at the business card: "What does this mean for them?"

The strategist replied: "They've likely noticed your presence, begun investigating you, and could arrest you at any moment."

"Arrest... arrest... arrest me?" Lu Chengwen asked: "Why would they arrest me? What did I do?"

The strategist sighed: "Do you have any precious techniques or secret manuals?"

"No."

"Any rare pills or weapons?"

Lu Chengwen lied: "No."

"Do you have enemies among them?"

"I don't even know them! How could I have enemies?"

"Do you have money?"

Lu Chengwen was stunned.

"Damn it!"