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In a large building, people were firing at two individuals. One was a female shortstack who kept disappearing after being hit by spells and reappearing after skewering her Were enemies with the blade of her Parasol. 

The other was a tall man wearing a blue military uniform, who kept snapping his fingers causing large explosions of fire, leaving only ashes behind.

Roy and Neo worked close to each other killing Death Eaters. There are always crossroads that conspire to draw people together who'd rather keep their distance.

This was a situation involving the two people of the opposite sex who would nevertheless soon be found together. In an empty room, wearing between them only their birthday suits.

Roy is a soldier who faces his enemies head-on with his flames, while Neo uses her illusions to assassinate her opponents.

He disliked her vicious personality but respected her skills, it also didn't hurt her that she had him wrapped around her fingers.

She kicked the last guy's head snapping it, leaving no surviving behind. Neo then skipped towards Roy swaying her hips, giving him a good view of her figure. 

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'o(*≧▽≦)ツ Sparky tell me theirs more of the to kill! (╯◕.◕)╯'

His eyes still followed her hips again. Finally drawing his eyes from her, he only answered by calling his elves.

"Didi, get the others and start collecting the bodies into the storage bag and strip them of everything they have."

"We will have it done right away, Master Mustang, Sir's"

The house elves started leaving the area clean of bodies and all evidence of what happened in the area.

Roy than stretched his hand towards her.

"Well, are you coming to the next hunt, or what?"

Neo jumped on top of him, making Roy catch her in a bridal hold and she gave him a kiss on his cheek. While he kept looking at her massive rack. 

'(づ￣ 3￣)づ(´.＿.｀) My eyes are up here!'

Neo's text caught of Roy's attention. 

-An hour later-

Screams, bangs, explosions, smoke, green-colored spells hitting conjured stone slaps, Death Eaters sent flying through the air and slamming into walls.

Frantic attempts to fight back were ended with gurgles of being pierced by a blade swerving them. Frantic attempts to retreat were ended as they were caught in a torrent of fire.

Chains of curses, hexes, and jinxes were fired, and in the middle of it all, was the beautiful shortstack Neo. Who avoided all their attacks with her illusions giving out their location, as Roy used his fire alchemy destructive power to burn them alive with a snap.

A whirlwind of magic spells came directly at Roy and he swatted almost everything that got within range and shielded anything that got past that.

"I got 8!"

Said Roy, as he swatted another spell and snapped his finger, incinarating the caster 

'Rats!(╯▔皿▔)╯'

Texted Neo.

She pulled her blade out of Death Eater's throat and headed towards a group of them hiding with her illusions. She quickly dealt with two of them by cutting their throats and she finished off the other five.

With a particularly loud, blood-curdling scream Neo made her text font big enough so that Roy could see.

'○( ＾皿＾)っ Hehehe… 12! I'm back on top! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧'

Roy raised an eyebrow.

"I wonder if we might have been a bit hasty."

He continued.

"No matter who's on top, I'm certain. I'm still screwing you Neo! So, whats the point of the bet?"

'φ(*￣0￣)♪ That's a bold thing to say, as you so hurriedly took the bet. (ToT)/~~~'

'I guess you don't want a piece of me again. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)'

Neo texted while swinging her rear towards Roy's way.

Somewhere in the chaos, a Death Eater managed to claw his way into grabbing range, but found himself inexplicably thrown onto a nearby wall by a kick that broke his ribs piercing his lungs.

Neo's leg didn't look like it had ever even heard of Leg Day. Said leg then turned and kicked another Death Eater on the head, sinking his head into a different wall.

'☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ My birthday is in two weeks. So I want some gifts. I want some jewelry and wizards as toys! (○｀ 3′○)'

Neo texted while she was cleaning her boot with the Death Eater's rob.

"Neo, It's surprising for you to ask for many intentional gifts, but then you are an exceptional woman. So, just make a list."

"Avada Kedavra!"

The next moment a killing curse hit Roy, pushing him back a few centimeters. His aura took the brunt of the hit, shielding him from any damage.

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Roy was so excited to discover that his aura protected him from the killing curse.

But was soon distracted by the cries of a witch whose hands had been cut off by Neo.

"I don't suppose you can let me finish this fight by burning the entire area?"

Roy asked, casually edging towards Neo as she silenced the witch by cutting her throat.

'(ㆆ_ㆆ) Let you?! (╬▔皿▔)╯ Hell no! I'm not about to throw away my lead, for you to steal the victor! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻'

"I doubt you'd agree, anyway. Have you noticed that there's less than half a dozen?"

'φ(゜▽゜*)♪ I might have. I definitely, wasn't having the elves taking some of the wizards to use them as toys. (*￣3￣)╭ Nope, nothing like that!'

Roy looked at her with a deadpan look. Snapping his fingers, a stream of fire covered the area turning everything to ash, except him and Neo.

The general chaos died down by Roy, as he burned everyone to charcoal. The smoke that had been drifting around the area started to thin.

Most of the abandoned buildings were in ruins walls were smashed, ash from his fire covered everything, and all around them was the eerie silence.

Many Death Eaters had gotten over-enthusiastic at the start, even though they hadn't even been part of the Dark Lord's Faction for long.

They were now sorely regretting their uncharacteristic Gryffindorness. Most of the ones that survived were huddled up by elves and captured.

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-Ministry DME Office -

Showing the selected memories to Director Crouch and Moody. they kept staring at Roy's destruction with wide, disbelieving eyes.

"Ok, Lad I'm giving your girlfriend a badge."

Crouch flicked a badge at her and her paperwork to fill. Neo caught said items and started to fill her paperwork.

"Not girlfriend friend uncle, she's my wife."

Said Roy.

"Crouch, what does he mean by uncle? Wasn't Mustang a muggleborn?"

Asked Moody.

"To the ministry standards, Roy is classified as a muggleborn for having two nonmagical parents. But his parents were both squibs. Their original names were Gideon Selwyn and Cecelia Crouch, Technically, Roy is a pureblood if he was accepted back into any of the families."

"The raid that the Death Eaters performed not too long ago, claimed the lives of my squib sister and her 4 pureblood children."

Said Crouch with his calm deadpan tone, like he was talking about the weather.

"I see that the lad gets the same facial expressions from your side of the family, them."

Exclaimed Moody as he saw that both Roy and Crouch had the same serious facial expression.

"..."

"..."

Bang! 

Neo broke the silence as she slammed her finished paperwork onto Crouch's desk.

'q(≧▽≦q) I'm done with the paperwork! φ(*￣0￣)=👉Oh, I remember, I won the bet. ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪'

Neo texted and started jumping in victory

"I'm not sure if this counts under the terms of the bet."

On the other side of the Office, Crouch grunted.

"Roy your wife is a powerful illusionist lad. But can she not speak?"

"No uncle, she can speak. She's just the type that prefers not to speak, And only communicate with her magic."

Explained Roy.

"I see now, she's one of those eccentric witches. Well, let's see through your paper?"

"..."

"I see, you're a self-taught witch with no formal education. No family to speak of and no birthdays. By the display of her power, she's probably a forest witch who was separated from her covenant at a young age."

"That's the only explanation I can think of, why there's no paperwork of her identity anywhere, And that's what I'm going to write down."

Crouched then hands a parchment towards Roy.

"Take that parchment and give it to one of them the goblin's in Gringotts. They'll arrange identity papers for your new wife. Now leave I'm busy."

RACE: Human/Wizard 

NAME: Roy Mustang

LEVEL: 67

Vitality: 25

Attunement: 120

Arcane: 185

Endurance: 38 +40 (78) 

Vigor: 25 +5 +40 (70) 

Resistance: 12 +40 (42) 

Strength: 19 +40 (59) 

Dexterity: 18 +40 (58) 

Perception: 45 +40 (85)

Skill: 8

Mind: 40 

Intelligence: 55

Faith: 5

Luck: 24 

-Base Power-

Health Points: 1,000 +14 Regen/Minute

Aura: 2,000 +14 Regen/Minute

Mana: 1,200 +14 Regen/Second

Stamina: 190 +28 Regen/Second

Equip Load: 74 +10 (84)

Poise: 6 +46 (52)

Item Discovery: 64%

-Defense-

Physical Defense: 54.5 +107 +20 (181.5)

Magic Defense: 64.5 +53 +20 (137.5)

Fire Defense: 84.5 +57 +20 (161.5)

Cold Defense: 64.5 +88 +20 (172.5)

Light Defense: 54.5 +35 +20 (109.5)

Dark Defense: 54.5 + 36 +20 (110.5)

-Resistances-

Bleed Resistance: 54.5 +53+90 +20 (217.5)

Poison Resistance: 54.5 +36 +20 (110.5)

Curse Resistance: 54.5 +52 +20 (126.5)

Toxic/Plague Resistance: 54.5 +20 (74.5)

Accessory:

Rings (3/10):

-Chloranthy Ring: +5 Vigor

-Fire Clutch Ring: +15% Fire damage, -10% armor 

-Bloodbite Ring: +90 Bleed Resistance

-Blue Tearstone Ring: -20% incoming damage, when HP is below 20%

 Reckless (0/1):

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MSP: 0