The V’s/ I Demand an Entree!

"But before I go and do that, my suit is absolutely filthy and a complete mess, so I'm going to head out to the tailors, so I'll be back later." Alastor said before he began to head on out of the hotel.

'I'm a bit surprised he didn't try to hint at anything about wanting to know who holds his leash is, but I feel he will ask soon enough' I think with a smile before turning to Charlie, Vaggie and the rest.

"Well then, time I call in some help for you guys." I smile as I snap my finger before a bunch of shadow demons carrying various tools before they begun to make the hotel look better, not a full on renovation but making it so at least nothing was broken or anything anywhere in the hotel.

"And last but not least it's time you guys got an actual chef, and there's nothing wrong with having Niffty do it all but having two cooks with one being an actual chef is still better than one after all." I go onto say before I pull out my phone as I begin to dial a number I remember off memory alone, only important/powerful people are in my contacts after all.

"Who do you think he's going to call?" Vaggie asks Charlie while they see Cain walk away to make the call.

"I don't know, then again it might be someone from the lower rings, after all Uncle Cain travels through most of the rings to relax and have fun for the most part, at least he comes around when I need help along with being around for the high and low points in my life." Charlie says with a smile on her face.

"Heh, he really is like a second dad to you isn't he? But the real question is how are we going to find a sinner who isn't under a contract with anyone, Angel would be the perfect one but he has a contract as well." Vaggie says before turning to look at Angel who's still playing on his phone.

"I…. I don't know, but we at least have time, we have a year until the next extermination after all, so I just know it will work out." Charlie said as she just knew things will work out in the end, or at least she hoped they would.

*****

Elsewhere in Central Pentagram City

"What did you just say?!" Vox, the TV Demon, shouted out to his colleague Valentino, The Pimp Demon.

"You heard me, just look." Valentino says before handing him a tablet that shows a video from one of the many flying drones that are scattered throughout Pentagram City.

On it, it shows Alastor tossing away the Zepplin from earlier, though their is an obvious static like distortion covering his body making it hard to tell what is there in the first place, but to them they know for a fact only Alastor can do this while on camera.

"And that's not all, we got even worse news than him being back." Valentino says which just makes Vox scoff.

"Please! Who could possibly be worse tha-" He suddenly stops when he sees another figure looking down from a balcony up above towards Alastor and seeing this person sends alarm bells ringing in Vox's head.

"W-w-why the fuck is he up here?!?! And he's with that Fucker Alastor?! The fuck is he thinking?!" Vox said clearly distressed at what he saw as that other person was none other than Cain, who to everyone of the other Overlords that know him as the High Overlord or better yet the King Overlord.

They know that he has hundreds of thousands if not millions of souls under his control, not only that but he can kill angels along with permanently killing sinners as well with those blades that are even worse than angelic weapons when a sinner is attacked by them.

It's a known fact that nobody should ever fuck with Cain, cause if you do, your death will be slow and agonizingly painful.

Suddenly they noticed that Cain was actually looking right at the Drone…. But as he did that the video was paused the entire time…..

"Fuck that's creepy…." Vox said with a grimace before turning it off and breaking it in half for good measure before tossing it in the trash.

*Vrrrt Vrrrt* suddenly Vox's phone vibrated as he pulled it up with a text message on it.

'I saw one of your stupid drones up near that hotel I'm at, let me make this clear, I couldn't give a shit what you do to Alastor cause I can tell you and him have beef, you want to fuck him over then go ahead, but Keep. The. Hotel. Out. Of. It. Do that and I won't have to go inside your head and rearrange your wires, do I make myself clear? Good? Good.'

Vox's face began to distort and get staticy before he calmed himself down, "Fine, so long as I can fuck over that prick that's all that matters! After all it's been seven years since he has gone and disappeared!" Vox shouts out which gets a chuckle out of Valentino.

"So then let's send him a message then."

[Song: Shoulda Stayed Gone]

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"Well that was interesting." I say sitting at the bar as I heard the whole song number since we had the TV on while we heard Alastor over the radio with his responses back at Vox before the TV went dead because of Vox blowing a fuse and cutting the entire city's power supply, excluding our hotel that is.

"Ehh you get used to it, everyone loves to sing, especially Charlie, that girl just loves to sing more than anything." Angeldust said as he drank along with me and Husk.

"Well she got that way thanks to her mother, if it weren't for her Charlie wouldn't be such a singer like she is now, hell when she went through her 'emo' phase as a teenager she absolutely hated to sing and anything that had to do with music in the first place, it took awhile for her to get out of that rut of hers and now she's all sunshine and rainbows…. I feel bad that she had to be born down here in such a place like this." I say with a sigh as I drink the rest of my glass before putting it down and getting up from the bar.

"Anyway, seems like our chef is here." I say heading for the front door.

"What? Already? Didn't you say that guy was from the lower rings or something?" Angel turned to me as of surprised it was that fast.

"Let's just say so long as it's a large body of water, no matter where it maybe, he can instantly move from place to place, just like how I can travel between the rings through mirrors alone." I say with a smirk before I look upstairs.

"Charlie! Our new Chef is here!" I call out which i soon hear her and Vaggie coming towards the foyer.

"Already?! But it hasn't even been more than an hour!" She says with clear shock in her voice.

"Well he is a man of many things, and punctuality is one of his good points, even I expected him to take a few hours before coming over and now here we are." I say as I reach the door with the group in tow as I pull open both double doors.

We all had to look up towards the massive 8ft tall CatFishMan who was wearing a massive and overly stretched out three piece suit with a small bowler cap on top of his head.

"That's one big Fish." Angel muttered as he was just stunned by the overall girth of this guy as the two large double doors being left wide open gave him just barely enough room for him to walk on through.

"Everyone Meet Tahm Kench, The River Demon and our new Head Chef." I said with a smile as I introduced him to everyone else as he tipped his hat to everyone here.

Now we had a fully staffed crew for the hotel.

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Yes it's Tahm Kench from LoL, but in the setting of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss Verse, he actually fits in quite well.

No he isn't the exact one from the game but more of 'What if Tahm Kench was From the Hazbin Verse instead' and after looking into his lore, nothings really different between both versions of himself.

He's a greedy glutton who loves to make deals with foolish mortals all so he can devour them, though I gave this one a twist and that he is more similar to his chef skin from the game comapred to his original skin that his current looks are based off of.

And he will be the only LoL cameo character in this story as I don't see a point adding any of the other demons from that game into this fic in the first place.