Zaizai Gets Lost

Zaizai, with her feet planted in the soft mud, looked at the man on her left and then the one on her right. She glanced at their pants that were halfway down and their startled expressions.

"Uh? Uncles, what are you doing?"

The two men, their reflexes slower than their startled reactions, were slow to recover and spoke even before thinking. "Ah ah ah ah... Ah ah ah... Ghost!"

Without caring about their pants, the two men screamed and dashed wildly towards the nearby car.

Zaizai quickly pulled her legs out of the mud and called after them, "Uncles, wait for Zaizai!"

"Zaizai is lost!"

The two men exchanged glances, their eyes almost popping out of their sockets in fear.

"Ghost! Help!"

...

Within three or four steps, Zaizai caught up with them. In a sweet voice, she explained, "Uncles, Zaizai is not a ghost anymore. Zaizai is a person now! Zaizai got lost. Can you tell Zaizai where Dad's home is?"

The two men: "..."