The Dangerous Girl Galgame System and The War Maniac Me

[Master, master, though late, I'm here with you, the Dangerous Beauty Girl Strategy System!]

[Let's first conquer Mumoona, a legendary empress with beauty and intelligence.]

Shu Yichao: "Light cavalry, swift advance, Iron Pagoda, my nomadic army, unmatched in archery and cavalry, invincible!"

Mumoona is dead.

[Master, just now I'll take that as an accident. We must succeed next time. Let's conquer Zampaline, the proud and glamorous witch.]

Shu Yichao: "Pioneering, sweeping, rolling skeletons, my undead scourge gathers souls, unrivaled!"

Zampaline is dead.

[...Master, maybe you didn't hear me clearly. I said conquer, not attack. Our next target is...]

Shu Yichao: "Building nests, laying eggs, exploding insect sea, my hive consciousness devours the starry sky, who dares to compete?"

[...]

Shu Yichao: "Oh yeah! I've taken them all out! By the way, System, haven't you talked to me in a long time?"

[Tired, destroy them, quickly.]