Vibe

I can teach you how to get laid.

How to throw shade,

And how to catch vibes.

I can teach you how to get paid.

If not the whole pie,

Maybe a few bites.

I am a

Quixotically inverted intellect. 

So if you'd like to debate that statement

Then you should introspect.

I'd rather be a friend

Than a foe

That's something you'd regret.

Don't bring your biggest

Gun to the fight

If you won't carry it...

I am

Emotionally detached as fuck.

So if you caught a glimpse of my heart

Maybe you've got bat-shit luck.

I gotta couple holes

In this basket

I gotta patch 'em up.

Trying to keep the hoes

From my pockets

They trying to ratched up.

It's throwing off the vibe...