I'll be your girlfriend!

Fang Ming and Zhou Xiaoshan one dismantled the cell phone box, one wielded the hammer in his hand, it was called a complementary cooperation, busy.

At this time on the ground accumulated a ground of broken cell phone shell body and collapse out of the parts, almost everyone's heartache, liver pain, stomach pain, plus the men's egg pain!

Shen Yi was the only one who stood in front of the counter with a breezy and unconcerned demeanor, and from time to time urged the busy and sweaty saleswoman to hurry up.

Xue Xiaomiao and Li Qing both looked stupefied, their age, when have they ever seen this kind of scene. It was Officer Tang who had a heart attack, not to mention the two little girls.

"Little ... Miao, how did your brother get so rich?" Li Qing opened her mouth with difficulty to inquire, at any time with Xue Xiaomiao in questioning, but her eyes were not moving an inch to stare at Shen Yi.

"I don't know where my brother got so much money, I only know that he doesn't lack money." Xue Xiaomiao sighed, for Shen Yi she still didn't fully understand enough.

"It's just that even if you're rich, you can't spoil it like this, it's full of broken Love Crazy cell phones, and Love Crazy 8 ah!" When Li Qing said this, it was clear that some of her eyes were glowing red, it was an excited frenzy.

"But, your brother is so manly in this look!"

Xue Xiaomiao helplessly blankly glanced at Li Qing, just a moment ago, she was still looking sorry, but suddenly became flamboyant, she really didn't know what was in her heart.

The owner of the cell phone store couldn't stop begging for forgiveness and was close to kowtowing to Shen Yi to admit his mistake.

"Young master, please stop! I'm afraid of you, okay? But don't smash it anymore, if it goes on, I guess I can get a heart attack from you, I just can't take it anymore."

Shen Yi waved his hand, Fang Ming and Zhou Xiaoshan stopped the smashing action, and the saleswoman who had been busy all the time was sweating even more simply, directly squatting on her butt on the ground, busy breathing heavily.

This is estimated to be the most unforgettable scene in her life, too damn exciting, too damn shocking, I'm afraid that I won't dare to use the crazy cell phone again, because as long as I see this brand, I will unconsciously think of this scene, and my heartbeat is accelerating.

Shen Yi let Zhou Xiaoshan move a seat to, push the ground debris to the corner, revealing a large blank space on the ground, and smoothly put the seat.

"Since you took the initiative to beg for forgiveness, then we should talk about compensation in detail." Shen Yi sat on the chair with a butt, smilingly looking at the cell phone store owner.

After that, he waved his hand towards the saleswoman, "Pretty girl, how much is the total?"

"Ah, this ... cell phone Love Crazy 7 has a total of one hundred and two, Love Crazy 8 seventy-eight, in addition to the expired Love Crazy 6S thirty-four, a total of one million three hundred and ninety-nine thousand."

Shen Yi nodded and pushed the million dollars that filled the black leather box in front of the cell phone store owner, "This is one million dollars, I will take out another three hundred and ninety-nine million for you later."

"Forget it, if it's at cost price, one million is about right. Let's make a friend, just one million." The cell phone store owner was really unwilling to talk more with Shen Yi, desperately hoping that he would hurry up and leave as he calmed his nervous and irritated mind.

"How can this work? One size does not fit all, if I say I'll pay for it, I'll never give you a penny less." Shen Yi had a very serious look on his face, unable to see half of the hypocritical stance.

This is to let Tang Xinyi inwardly a movement, and carefully looked at the other side, secretly: although this mixed people do things a little crazy, but still quite will credit, do not take advantage of other people half of the cheap, but also is not useless.

Unfortunately, Tang Xinyi still do not understand Shen Yi enough, otherwise it would never give him such a "good review".

This is not, before the owner of the cell phone store changed his mind, Shen Yi opened his mouth again, revealing his true colors.

"Your compensation I have given you one point not less, then my compensation is not you also have to give me one point not less."

This is Shen Yi's real purpose, do things never lose, that is his nature. Giving away a million dollars for nothing, used to smash the cell phone to play, really think he has water in his brain?

"Ah? You ... you also want to compensate?" The owner of the cell phone store exclaimed in shock, looking at Shen Yi with some disbelief, doubting whether his ears had heard it wrong.

"Right, you previously humiliated me, saying that I am a poor loser, which is tantamount to damaging my right to reputation; you repeatedly said that we defrauded you with a broken cell phone, which is an extremely serious insult to human dignity. There's also your intimidation, which has caused damage to our spirit, you have to pay for this moral damage."

"These three men of yours just made a move on me, I was forced to make a move, this move fee of mine you also have to pay. These two brothers of mine came all the way here, this favor fee you have to give, as well as the fact that they just smashed the phone with so much effort, this labor fee is by no means less."

"There's also the fact that Officer Tang almost brought me to the police station just now, you said that if this gets out, which girl will be willing to marry me in the future, so this pension for damaging my body and mind can't be less either."

"I'll think about what else ..."

Shen Yi started to play his shameless to the end style again, this time, if he didn't pit the cell phone store owner to the point where he couldn't even get his underwear left, he would be sorry for proposing this million dollars!

The owner of the cell phone store almost fainted on the spot, and kept cursing inwardly, "Nima, I haven't seen such a shameless person like you! Obviously you smashed something, okay, what labor fee? What kind of labor fee do you want? And the favor fee, did I invite them over?

Just have a good impression of Shen Yi Tang police officer, not waiting for the end of the two breath, immediately without hesitation, Shen Yi completely into the shameless people and so on, but also can not help but directly shouted: really shameless!

It is Xue Xiaomiao and Li Qing are staring at Shen Yi with wide eyes, a look like they have seen a ghost. Xue Xiaomiao simply used her hands to cover her blushing face, looking as if she didn't recognize this brother.

recognize this brother, feeling too humiliated.

Li Qing opened her mouth, unable to speak for a long time, and pushed Xue Xiaomiao, "Xiaomiao, has your brother always been like this? This is also ... too shameless! This is not clearly pit that cell phone store owner?"

"However, although it's a bit shameless, but this look of your brother is so kawaii ah, I like it!" Li Qing came back to the spirit, "Hey Xiaomiao, your brother does not have a girlfriend, you introduce me to him, we are good sisters, fat water does not flow outside the field!"

As a result, Xue Xiaomiao was speechless and despised Li Qing, but she was ignored by the other party, and her eyes were staring at Shen Yi as if she was mesmerized.

"My bidding fee is one million, as for the other costs, Fang Ming Xiaoshan you guys help me calculate, I'm not very good at math." Shen Yi greeted the two people in the back and said a few sets of data.

Fortunately, the math teacher Ji Yingchun is not here, otherwise designated to Shen Yi a stick head, your girl pretend what to pretend, OU competition questions, you less than three minutes to full marks to hand in the paper, you also math is not good, deliberately shabby me is not it?

"Brother Shen, the total is ninety-five thousand four hundred." The two quickly calculated the correct number and reported to Shen Yi.

"Nine hundred and fifty-four thousand, plus the one million outlay fee, that's one million nine hundred and fifty-four thousand. Forget it, the number is too long to memorize, I'm a person who is too troublesome, I'll give you a rounding up, you'll compensate me two million four hundred thousand."

"What?!"

This time, not only was the cell phone store owner wide-eyed, it was Fang Ming and Zhou Xiaoshan, as well as Xue Xiaomiao and Li Qing, who followed with wide-eyed stares, and even Officer Tang followed with an astonished look at Shen Zhan.

"What? Why are you guys looking at me like that, did I calculate incorrectly?" Shen Zhan looked at the crowd and asked with a smile.

"Young master, you can't make fun of me, which is rounding up ah?" The owner of the cell phone store was a little crying and laughing, looking at Shen Yi not knowing how to express himself.

"How is this not rounding up, you see I give you the back of the four thousand rounded off, five into one, nine plus five is equal to fourteen, plus one million, is not just two million four hundred thousand it, where the calculation is wrong."

Shen Yi has a strong appearance of "reasoned argument", which is determined to play the spirit of shamelessness to the limit.

"Uh ..."

The crowd immediately rolled their eyes, so that's how you rounded up, convinced!

"Too shameless!" Officer Tang could no longer look at it, and immediately voiced a shout, but unfortunately, Shen Yi was in a shutdown state to her and simply ignored it.

The cell phone store owner at this moment is want to die heart all have, inner Shen Yi already hate to the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys all the pain! Nima, this is not only a bad math problem, direct math is a physical education teacher!

Shen Yi did not feel the slightest discomfort, stood up and waved his hand generously, "I owe you one million four hundred thousand, you owe me two million four hundred thousand, just to wipe out the one million four hundred thousand I owe you. Let's put it this way, you give me one million dollars and call it a day."

Whew!

At this moment, all the people just understand, after half a day, you waste so much trouble, is rushing to this point.

But really will calculate, white smashed half a day of cell phone, the result of a penny did not spend, but also let the owner of the cell phone store to take a million, this can really not a loss of the Lord ah!

Shen Yi had a harmless smile and waited for the owner of the cell phone store to take the money. Officer Tang hated that he couldn't arrest this shameless and hateful guy right away, but he didn't have a valid reason to arrest him.

He said that people intentionally extortion, people where extortion, just now also took the initiative to compensate each other a million and a quarter million, only to be offset by the back of the two million and a quarter million.

Can only say that he is shameless! But shamelessness does not violate the law ah, you can not control people.

Tang police officer is angry is straight stomping feet, eyes hate can not kill Shen Yi, but just can not do anything to him, can only look at him there fool.

Shen Yi will see everything in the eyes, sneer: mess with me is the end of this look! Tang police officer is fine, you have to come to this muddy water, deserve to ask for trouble!

Finally helpless, under the coercion of Shen Yi, if you do not give a million, I'm afraid that the other side of the word and smashed the phone, then the loss will be even greater.

"Forget it, deserve their own bad luck, met such a plague god! When I see him again in the future, I'll designate that I have to hide as far away as possible." The cell phone store owner sighed and helplessly transferred one million dollars to Shen Yi.

"Oh yeah, I can remember that you said that you would return and exchange a Crazy 8. Since you've opened your mouth, I'm too embarrassed to refuse, I can't refute your face." Shen Yi smiled, reached out and pointed to the latest model of Love Crazy 8 cell phone under the glass counter.

All had already seen Shen Yi's shameless side, and at this moment, they were not surprised. The cell phone store owner's heart is dripping blood ah, this loss of money to do business, lose a million dollars, but also a love crazy 8 phone for nothing.

Just like people give you a cuckold, they will also be his wife and children and sent to others, too fucking shameful!

"Li Qing for you, this is the cell phone you gave back, see if you are satisfied." Shen Zhan threw the Love Crazy 8 to Li Qing as soon as he was excited, the other party didn't know what to say.

"This is really for me? Ah, great! Xiao Miao, I have a Crazy 8 too!" Li Qing was so excited and thrilled that she almost didn't jump up.

"Brother Shen Yi you're too good, I love you too much, I'll be your girlfriend!"

Uh ...

This time it was Shen Yi's turn to be full of black lines, not just asking for a Love Crazy 8 cell phone for you, is it worth to be so grand, and let himself offer himself.