Poor poor Jenna Cavanaugh. I'd feel bad, but what's done is done. Finito. Over. Stick a fork in her, she's dead. Does that make me sound heartless? Oh well!
Of course, the Pretty Little Liars are going to take this one hard. Aria will wish she'd asked Jenna about Ali's pesky sibling problems. Emily will cry because, well, Emily always cries. Hanna will wear a little black dress that makes her look skinny at the funeral. And Spencer…well, she'll just be glad her sister is alive.
So where do we go from here? A body has been found. DNA has been collected. An arrest has been made, a mug shot taken. But is it my mug shot? Am I the big, bad Billy Ford…or someone else entirely? Well, you'll just have to stay tuned because I'm keeping that my last little secret.
For now, anyway.
Kisses,
—A