Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

Li Qing lingered in Han Mei's bedroom for over half an hour before finally leaving and making his way back home.


As he reached his doorway, he saw Hu Wei, with his substantial rear end in the air, poking around the corner of his wall.


"Hey," Li Qing called out, "what are you doing?"


Hu Wei turned his head quickly at the sound, "Where have you been? I've been looking for you everywhere!"


"I went to check on the fields. Why are you digging around the base of my wall?" Li Qing asked in confusion.


Hu Wei chuckled, "I remember you used to hide the front door key under the wall base. I was looking around for it. Couldn't wait for you. I was so bored I thought I'd go and rest at your place for a while."


"If you could find the key I've hidden that easily, would there be any point in hiding it?" Li Qing retrieved the key from atop the wall and opened the door.


Shaking his head, Hu Wei sighed, "So you've changed your tricks."


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