Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

Li Qing, already unable to contain his anger, sprang out in an instant.


He bellowed, stepping forward to yank the man tearing at Tian Yue'e off her.


When Tian Yue'e mentioned it was her fifth uncle, Li Qing hadn't immediately realized who it was.


Now, seeing the man's face, he finally put the pieces together.


A notorious bachelor among the village elders, Tian Laowu.


Tian Laowu was only as tall as Li Qing's shoulder, and his mismatched eyes were full of lewdness.


Enraged that someone had interrupted his wicked intent, this old man, grasping a wine bottle, charged again, "I thought some loose woman's brat had burst out, turns out it's the dead sprout from the Li family!"


"Get your ass home and cling to your father's spirit tablet, and don't meddle in the Tian family's affairs! It's none of your goddamn business how I discipline my kin!"


Li Qing's eyes instantly turned cold, and he delivered a fierce slap across Tian Laowu's wrinkled face.


Chapter 32 Tian Laowu's Mockery_1