Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

Facing Tian Yue'e's worries, Li Qing said indifferently, "It's no big deal."


"That old fart already has a bad reputation; he doesn't have the guts to settle scores after fall. Now that we're getting our money back, I have nothing to worry about. If push comes to shove, next year I won't lease the land to him."


"Anyway, there's no contract. If no one leases it by then, I'll just let it lie fallow. Better than letting that old fart push me around."


Tian Yue'e still advised, "I think it's better to be careful, that old fart has some wild tricks up his sleeve."


"We certainly have nothing to fear fair and square, but I'm afraid he'll resort to dirty tricks, tripping us up. You're on good terms with his son, maybe pull some strings, build a bridge, and if need be, apologize."


"Yue'er, don't worry, I've got this," Li Qing said reassuringly, but in reality, he couldn't completely dismiss the matter either.


Chapter 63 The Petty Person Approaches_1