Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

"Still as shameless as before, huh? Have you ever done that thing? You talk as if you knew all about it."


Guan Lin's cheeks were blushing, her eyes concealed a seductive charm.


"I've never eaten pork, but I have seen pigs run," Li Qing said with a grin.


Realizing that she had been somewhat uncomposed, she lightly covered her mouth and put on a serious face.


"You're not young anymore; you should find a woman. You can't keep watching pigs run and never get a taste of pork," she teased, casting a furtive glance at Li Qing's crotch.


Once, Tian Yue'e had mentioned that Li Qing was unusually well-endowed, and Guan Lin still remembered it vividly.


She just didn't know how much of an exaggeration it was.


Li Qing said with a hint of melancholy, "Teacher Guan, I might really only be destined to watch pigs run."


"Finding a woman to get a taste of that pork doesn't seem that easy after all."


Chapter 131: Sister-in-law, I'll Help You!_1