Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

Ding Sanyou glared with his uneven eyes, turned his head, and stared dead at Kong Zhenggang, "Five years? Do you think five years is a walk in the park?"


"You want to cause trouble for others, but when something goes wrong, I'm the one who has to take the fall. What a great plan you've concocted, Kong Zhenggang!"


"Since you say it was me who approached you, where's the evidence? This is a police station, where facts are proven with evidence. Bring out the evidence when you speak!" Kong Zhenggang suddenly spread his hands and smiled wickedly.


In a fit of rage, Ding Sanyou took out five hundred yuan from his pocket and slammed it onto the table, "This is the money you gave me!"


Chapter 156: The Top Leader in the Town_1