Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

Twelve villages in all, Li Qing only just managed to finish his rounds as night fell completely.


Even though he spent most of the time sitting in the car, Li Qing was nearly worn out to the point of collapse.


He didn't even have time to eat lunch or dinner, scrounging meals at the villagers' homes.


By the time they arrived in town, it was already past seven.


Gao Li, who had been waiting since morning, was nearly turning into a "waiting-for-husband" stone.


"Brother Gao, must have been anxious waiting today, huh?" Li Qing asked.


Gao Li looked somewhat dispirited, "If I'd known it would take this long, I definitely would have gone home to rest."


Li Qing stuffed two hundred yuan into Gao Li's hand, "Brother Gao, buy some water for everyone."


"Isn't this too much?" Gao Li said, feeling somewhat embarrassed.


What kind of water could possibly cost two hundred yuan?


Li Qing laughed, "Keep the change for yourself."


Chapter 170: Hot Money_1