Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

Li Qing had just opened the door when a burning body crashed into his embrace.


"Why did you come?" Li Qing asked in surprise.


Tian Yue'e looked up at Li Qing with a somewhat resentful gaze, "Aren't you welcoming me? Or is there another woman at home?"


"How could I not welcome you, I try every single day to find an opportunity!" Li Qing hurriedly said.


Tian Yue'e's eyes flitted with a light, charmingly asked, "Do you want to?"


"I want you so badly!" Li Qing tightly held Tian Yue'e's graceful and overly hot body, his hands reaching for those two abundantly full mounds.


Tian Yue'e let out a soft moan, her slender fingers caressing Li Qing's chest, "Summer break is about to start, Xiao Lan will be back in a few days, after that opportunities will become scarce."


While speaking, Tian Yue'e's voice turned sultry and melodious, "You better perform well tonight, do me in."


Chapter 192: Double Stimulation_1