Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

Gong Ge was just about to pour himself a drink when he heard this and put the bottle down, "Lü Zong, we haven't made much money, and now such an incident has occurred, how can we think of resting?"


"If you won't rest, Qingzi should take a break, after all, he's both worried and worked hard," Lü Zong said with a smile.


Gong Ge felt somewhat embarrassed and said with a sheepish smile, "I was only thinking about myself and forgot about Qingzi."


Li Qing felt quite uncomfortable upon hearing this. "Lü Zong, it seems I'm even less entitled to rest."


Taking the lion's share of the money and being the first to rest would certainly not be appropriate.


"Let's not fight over this now; we should take a break when needed. With that harmful bastard not yet found, anything we do now could be targeted by the adversary, we might as well all just take a break," Lü Zong suggested, raising his glass.


Chapter 197 The Treatment of an Emperor_1