Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

Yang Xuelan's question made Li Qing's expression tighten involuntarily.


But he quickly regained his composure, casting a glance over Yang Xuelan's trembling fullness and said with some resentment, "It's all your fault."


"What does you bringing a woman home have to do with me? You've become quite something lately, haven't you? Tell me, who did you bring? Do I know her?" Yang Xuelan asked with a teasing look in her eyes, full of curiosity.


Li Qing snorted, "What woman, the woman in the movie."


"You two make such a racket next door every other day, I'm a single guy who has to listen to that seductive moaning every day, even someone with a body as tough as mine can't take it, can they? But I don't have a woman of my own, what can I do if not watch movies?"


Yang Xuelan's face turned slightly red, suddenly feeling a bit embarrassed, "Can you really hear it that clearly from next door?"


Chapter 194 A Seriously Wasteful_1