Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

"It's good news to be pregnant, but how can you feel it's mine?"


Li Qing said in disbelief, "You can't be joking about this, we only did it once."


"I just have a feeling, that time you came inside me deeply, almost like today, not much came out. Counting the days, it's about right," Yang Xuelan said seductively.


Li Qing suddenly felt a little panicked.


If the child grew up resembling him, what should he do then?


"No, no, no, I think your feeling must be wrong," Li Qing shook his head and said: "You and Gao Li have been busy nearly every night these days, and I just did it once, how could it be so easy for me to be the one."


"Gao Li has done it with me so many times, though I haven't counted carefully, it's not a few hundred times, then it's a hundred times for sure, but he has never hit the mark, so I think the chances it's his are very slim," Yang Xuelan continued.


Chapter 225: Please Give Me Two More Chances!_1