Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

Chen Han's face looked somewhat unpleasant.


He awkwardly turned his head to glance at Li Qing, and explained, "My wife is very petty. She saw me talking to an old classmate and wouldn't let it go, insisting that I had an affair with that classmate."


"Just explain it and it'll be clear, Big Brother Chen, it's all trivial stuff," Li Qing said with a forced laugh.


Whether or not there was any relationship wasn't something Li Qing had any say over.


A few perfunctory responses would suffice.


However, this guy specifically asking not to mention the tuition fee, hiding private money from his wife, was probably up to no good.


Chen Han shook his head and sighed, "Women, you can't explain things to them."


Having said that, he opened the car door and got out, shouting to the woman, "What are you ranting about? I'm going to pick someone up."


Chapter 268: The Hospitable Woman_1