Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

When Tian Yue'e grabbed her arm, Yu Lan was completely flustered.


"Yue'er, what are you doing? Let me go," Yu Lan said in panic.


Tian Yue'e, however, said cheerfully, "Auntie, look, you and Qingzi have long turned raw rice into cooked rice, and I'm about to become popcorn because of him. It's just that we didn't know about each other before."


"Today, it just so happened that the two of us bumped into each other, so there's nothing to hide anymore. Anyway, that's just how it is."


"There's no wall in this world that doesn't let wind through. Since you, Auntie, have already given yourself to Qingzi, it's only a matter of time before everyone finds out."


Yu Lan shook her head frantically, suppressing a shout, "But I'm different from you, you are still a virgin, I, I am... a married woman."


"Auntie, you're wrong, you're a young woman," Tian Yue'e said, boldly grabbing a handful of Yu Lan's firm and full chest. "Auntie, you really can't tell when you're dressed; it's so firm here."


Chapter 285 Rough Exterior, Delicate Interior Tian Yue'e_1