Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

Li Qing suddenly woke up with a start, sitting up in bed like a zombie.


It took a good while for him to come back to his senses from the bizarre remnants of his dream.


He turned his head to look at the furiously angry Qi Xuelan standing beside the bed.


"Big Brother, what's going on with you? It's already 3:30, and you're still sleeping!" Qi Xuelan shouted indignantly.


"What time?!" Li Qing exclaimed, "Impossible, I feel like I've slept for less than half an hour. How could it already be 3:30?"


"Why would I lie to you? Look for yourself!" Qi Xuelan said angrily, thrusting her watch in front of Li Qing.


Li Qing grabbed the towel hanging over the headboard, wiped the sweat off his forehead, and muttered, "Something's not right about this place. Dammit, I just went to sleep for the first time, and I encountered sleep paralysis!"


Chapter 348 The Legend of the Haunted House_1