Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

Li Qing pulled up a faint smile with a bit of a guilty conscience and explained to Han Mei, "It's that school incident I mentioned to you before; I accidentally got a little bit disadvantaged, but it's nothing serious. Oh right, sister-in-law, this is my master, Xuan Chen Zhenren."


As he said this, Li Qing pointed to Xuan Chen Zhenren, who was seated on the next hospital bed.


Xuan Chen Zhenren, utterly devoid of any semblance of dignity, was sitting cross-legged on the bed eating a banana. He waved his hand and said with a smile, "You two keep chatting; don't mind this old Daoist."


Han Mei greeted him somewhat restrained and, seeing that Xuan Chen Zhenren seemed to pay her no attention, turned back to Li Qing and asked, "Qingzi, is the school matter resolved now?"


"It should be resolved as of now," Li Qing said.


He wasn't too certain about it, though.


There might still be other things lurking inside that had become cunning.


Chapter 442: A Couple of Incidents with the Female Doctor_1