Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

Officer Wang forcefully pried Li Qing's hand off Lin Andong and pulled Li Qing to the side, whispering, "This time, I support you in suing him."


"You arrested him, didn't you!" Li Qing said angrily, "He's gone too far, aren't you going to do something about it?"


Officer Wang shook his head, "I don't have a charge to arrest him with!"


"Obstructing official duties, intentional injury to others, don't these two count?" Li Qing challenged.


Officer Wang shook his head again, "Indeed… neither counts." 


"Even if I were to take them back, I could only give them a verbal reprimand, and there wouldn't be any other punishment. Of course, that's if the kid wasn't seriously hurt. If the kid really is in danger, both sides will be in trouble."


Chapter 445: Meddling in One's Own Conceit_1