Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

In the moving car, Zi Ling, who looked somewhat quirky, pouted and said discontentedly, "Master, you don't know, this guy is addicted to stealing other men's wives. My senior brother and I secretly followed him for two days, and he slept with three other men's wives in those two days. He's despicable."


"I think we don't need to investigate anything further. Let's just report it to the agency and have him turned into dust, saving him from harming others."


"Zi Ling!" Hong Fang Zhenren rebuked softly, "Have you forgotten what I have warned you about?"


"Cultivators cannot determine life and death based on their likes and dislikes, that's the agency's iron rule!"


Zi Ling looked at Hong Fang Zhenren with a wronged expression and muttered, "Master, I was just saying it offhand."


"Even saying it offhand is not acceptable," Hong Fang Zhenren said gravely, "What else have you found out?"


"We haven't discovered anything else..." mumbled Zi Ling.


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