Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

Within the great Hall of the Three Purities of Nine True Palace.


Amidst it all, an old Daoist was sitting at the head end, with Long Eyebrow Zhenren accompanying at his side.


Opposite them sat Dian Chunqiu and Hong Fang Zhenren.


The blond boy and Zi Ling, the girl with the ponytail who, for some reason, had always looked at Li Qing with displeasure, stood behind.


Li Qing originally had a seat as well, right behind Long Eyebrow Zhenren.


But seeing the blond boy and Zi Ling standing, he too stood respectfully behind the old Daoist.


"Esteemed Zhenren, we do not mean to intrude today..."


Before Dian Chunqiu could finish his sentence, he was very rudely interrupted by the old Daoist, "If it's an intrusion, then don't speak at all."


Dian Chunqiu's face darkened for a moment.


Long Eyebrow Zhenren smiled somewhat helplessly and said, "Uncle-Master, perhaps we should hear what message Daoist Dian has brought us?"


Chapter 473: Joining the Ninth Bureau_1