Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

Li Qing hadn't even realized his seniority had suddenly become so high.


It was only after Hong Fang Zhenren said so that he caught on.


Xuan Chen Zhenren was the previous leader of Nine Truth Palace, an old immortal who had truly lived for over three hundred years.


And Li Qing was his closed-door disciple.


Naturally, his seniority was equivalent to that of the current leader of Nine Truth Palace, Long Eyebrow Zhenren.


Zi Ling was also somewhat startled by Li Qing's seniority; she glanced at him with dissatisfaction and murmured, "Giving such high status to this lecher is a disaster waiting to happen."


"What are you muttering about? Apologize at once!" Hong Fang Zhenren said sternly.


"Oh," sighed Zi Ling unwillingly, then said to Li Qing, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have called you a lecher."


Li Qing looked askance, genuinely puzzled as to why this woman harbored such a strong prejudice against him.


Her reaction was as if Li Qing had wronged her in some way.


Chapter 486: Returning to the Underground Palace_1