Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

The female store manager glanced at Li Qing and told the truth.


The fat woman, with a thick gold chain around her neck, looked Li Qing up and down twice and said, "Young lady, you need to keep your eyes peeled when doing business. How dare you bring such valuable items out of the counter without payment? Do you even know if he's pulling out money or a knife from his pocket? With his shabby appearance, do you really think he can afford these things?"


This remark made the female store manager visibly nervous.


Li Qing's face showed displeasure as he took out his phone from his pocket, "Come on, see what I'm taking out here?"


"You damn fat pig, watch your mouth or I'll sue you for insulting me!"


"Who did you call a fat pig? Your whole family are damn fat pigs!" The fat woman instantly became furious and glared at Li Qing, roaring angrily.


"With your shabby look, am I wrong in saying that? My crap is worth more than you!"


Chapter 498 Unapproachable Person_1