Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

When Li Qing and Tian Yue'e came out, Han Mei's eyes were hooked onto them like talons. 


"You two really are something, can't you find another place? What if someone sees you?" she commented with an exasperated look. 


Laughing merrily, Tian Yue'e wrapped her arms around Han Mei's slender waist from behind, "Xiao Meimei, haven't you heard the saying 'a day apart feels like three autumns'? Qingzi has been gone for so many days, by that calculation, it would be like several years. Aren't you craving a bite of this flesh?" 


"I heard that last night he slept with Xiao Xingxing and didn't come to you at all." 


Immediately, Han Mei blushed a fiery red, hurriedly pushing away Tian Yue'e's predatory hands, chiding, "I think you're really crazy, speaking all this nonsense! Get away, I have things to do!" 


Chapter 533: Big Brawl_1