Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

Dian Chunqiu looked at Li Qing; his expression impassive as he spread his hands, "Do you see anything else in my hands that can explode?"


"I remember you have a kind of talisman that's really powerful when it explodes, right?" Li Qing asked in astonishment.


"I don't have any today," Dian Chunqiu said indifferently.


He had looked closely just now, and there were not a few graves on these mountains ahead—there must be six or seven.


Exploding someone's grave, this matter is somewhat unethical.


"Because you can't bear to strike at someone's grave?" Dian Chunqiu asked with a faint smile.


If it were a barren mountain with nothing growing, he would have taken action without any hesitation.


Even if he had to overturn these mountains, he wouldn't care.


But exploding someone's ancestral grave is akin to slaughtering their parents; this matter is somewhat lacking in virtue after all.


Chapter 545 Tales of Marvels_1