Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

Qin Wenjun clutched her head in silence, looking as wronged as a hundred-pound big baby.


"But for these two things, anyone would think the same," she mumbled in a low voice.


"Lü Family Restaurant is known for being shady, and as for what happened tonight, in the dead of night and without anyone else around, the first thing I saw when I opened my eyes was you kissing me, your mouth poking into mine. How could I not feel that way?"


Li Qing laughed, "I need to correct you on one thing, that was CPR, not exactly standard, but definitely not a kiss!"


"Yes, yes, I understand that now..." Qin Wenjun wrinkled her nose and glanced at Li Qing.


Li Qing asked with a mischievous smile, "So now you don't think I did anything to you, or that I harmed you?"


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