Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

The Shepherd's expression flickered as he looked at Li Qing, "I want to know how you discovered me?"


"I asked you before, smoking fancy cigarettes and wearing a gold watch, how do you look anything like a Shepherd?" Li Qing said mockingly.


"What's wrong with gifts from others?" the Shepherd retorted, not convinced.


"Fine, but your demeanor doesn't look like that of a Shepherd at all," Li Qing said with a cold laugh.


He had always been puzzled why he found this guy suspicious until just now, when he finally realized.


Li Qing was very familiar with Shepherds; as a child, he often roamed the hills and dales with them.


So, his first impression of this guy was that he wasn't a Shepherd.


"I've killed before. If you can clear this up for me, I'll say whatever you ask!" the Shepherd said.


Li Qing's face instantly turned murderous, "You bastard, don't push your luck!"


Chapter 604: Trouble Over a Cup of Wine_1