Eternal Forest

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" 
Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?"
 Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" 
Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

After Huan Ling Ji took the two girls away, Li Qing fetched two pairs of pliers and dragged a man and a woman together, then brutally forced the pair awake.


The kind of pain that a tiger-head plier inflicts when it clamps down on one's fingers, which only requires a slight effort to instantly make someone feel a bone-piercing agony. The excruciating pain that links to the heart can make one convulse all over and lose consciousness.


The speed with which these two awoke could almost be described as the speed of light; it was probably the instant they felt the pain that they sprang up from the ground and screamed hysterically.


Although the two were awake, Li Qing had no intention of letting go. His hands were on either side, applying force simultaneously.


"Ah... wait, wait, I have something to say."


The mixed screams of the man and woman sounded like they were engaged in some indescribable activity.


Chapter 944: The Most Venomous Woman's Heart