Lazy Cliché

At the entrance of the East Residential Area of Chuhua University, Gatekeeper Uncle received a phone call and, after pulling open the window, bellowed energetically towards the small grove not far away, "Heitan, your mom says it’s time to come home for dinner!"
Whoosh—
A black cat shot out from the dense underbrush on the other side of the small grove and sprinted towards a certain building, disappearing into the stairwell in the blink of an eye.
Following it, one after another, cat heads popped up from beyond the underbrush. It was mealtime, and each cat was heading back to its own home, return to its own family's side...
Some say cats are the only creatures in the world where the whole species is mad – what do you think?
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The mind of a twenty-years-old man trapped in the body of the cat, challenges and adventures were just getting started!

Strange Life of a Cat

Compared to a while ago, Zhuo Xiaomao seemed to be in a particularly good mood today, and the words "Let me tell you" foreshadowed a long tale to come.


Although it was always Zhuo Xiaomao who did the talking whenever Zheng Tan visited, today the little guy seemed like he had more to say.


Indeed, Zhuo Xiaomao went on to share his visit to "Buddha" and proudly recounted how he had used his clever brain to act pitiful in front of Buddha, how he rolled around, and how he negotiated terms with Buddha.


Zheng Tan suddenly remembered overhearing a conversation at a tofu stand in the old streets about how the kid who bought tofu had "a brain fit for medical school but was using it to sell tofu," and now Zheng Tan thought Zhuo Xiaomao was using the intelligence of a physicist to throw tantrums—and successfully at that.


After a lot of preamble and buildup, Zhuo Xiaomao's eyes shone as he stared at Zheng Tan, his mouth unable to resist grinning widely.


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