Lazy Cliché

At the entrance of the East Residential Area of Chuhua University, Gatekeeper Uncle received a phone call and, after pulling open the window, bellowed energetically towards the small grove not far away, "Heitan, your mom says it’s time to come home for dinner!"
Whoosh—
A black cat shot out from the dense underbrush on the other side of the small grove and sprinted towards a certain building, disappearing into the stairwell in the blink of an eye.
Following it, one after another, cat heads popped up from beyond the underbrush. It was mealtime, and each cat was heading back to its own home, return to its own family's side...
Some say cats are the only creatures in the world where the whole species is mad – what do you think?
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The mind of a twenty-years-old man trapped in the body of the cat, challenges and adventures were just getting started!

Strange Life of a Cat

After giving it a thought, Zheng Tan quietly retreated and then went back to where he had originally tested the first bullet. The bird was still lying there, motionless. Zheng Tan stood up, picked up the bird, looked at it in his hand, and murmured to himself, "You're unlucky to have encountered a cat, you'll just have to be sacrificed."


Zheng Tan considered throwing a stone or some other inanimate object, but it was clear that the other party had a lot of hunting experience in the mountains. Whether it was a stone or a bird, the other party might be able to tell the difference in an instant, and that wouldn't serve Zheng Tan's purpose to distract them.


Regardless of whether the other party truly had such discernment skills, Zheng Tan decided to still use the bird to try.


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