51 - Vacation 6

[Hiruzen POV]

I woke up and as reached and just settled down in my office. I was just having my early morning tea. Receptionist came to my office,

Receptionist : "Sir, there is an issue."

"Sigh, What happened?"

Receptionist : "Around 50 shops has been painted this morning."

"Let police force handle it."

Receptionist : "Actually they won't touch the paint to examine..."

"What happened?" I was being impatient. My tea is getting cold because of this silly prank. I took the sip of my tea.

Receptionist : "Actually the shops are painted with [She takes gulp.] animal dung."

Pshhhhhh.

"What? All 50 shops. This morning."

Receptionist: "Yes sir."

"Hahaha. It must be children's prank. Ignore it."

Other administrative guy came in office as i was taking sip from tea,

Administrative guy: "Sir, because of shops painted problem, you need to sign this 3 documents."

As i see it, he has whole bundle of papers.

"You are saying 3 but there is whole bunch of them." I started get bad premonition. To relive my anxiety, I took sip from my tea.

Administrative guy: "Hokage sama, 3 documents per shop."

Pshhhhhh.

This will take my whole morning.

"Dog, find out who is responsible for this act and bring them here. I will punish them." 

[Third person POV]

Talking about responsible guys, they are currently taking nap in Ikki's home. 

They woke early at 3 pm, went to horse and cow sheds, stole stored up dungs for fertilizer. Went to training ground 10, made a liquid paint out of dung, painted all 50 shops. But this shops or should it be shop owner's aren't innocent , they are personally selected by Ikki.

[Flashback]

Around 1 week ago, in morning, as Ikki was passing by, he show people chasing one 5 year old kid around. As Ikki looked at him, he realized who he is. He felt somewhat complicated seeing this kid. Hero's kid living like this. After chasing around for some time, people cursed at him, went to their own business. 

Kid was bruised. Ikki got near that kid,

Ikki: "Are you okay?"

Naruto: "I am okay." But any one can see, he is bruised. He is somewhat scarred of me.

Ikki: "Want to come to my place. I will apply ointment on it."

At that time, Naruto's stomach grumbled.

Ikki laughed.

Ikki: "Come, I am also hungry, we will have breakfast at my place."

Naruto being somewhat embarrassed, because of grumble, instantly got excited listening name of having breakfast.

Ikki: "But be prepared, I am vegetarian, so I can give you only veggies in breakfast." 

Naruto looked shocked, but because of hunger still came to Ikki's place.

After reaching Ikki's place. Ikki patched Naruto up with help of first aid kit. Ikki knew, even if he didn't patch Naruto up, he will have no bruises tomorrow morning. But after seeing Naruto, he couldn't resist helping this kid.

Ikki: "Okay, as you are patched up, lets' have a breakfast."

Naruto: "I want ramen."

Ikki smiled: "Yup, not gonna happen. Let me make you something up."

After sometime, Ikki made Frankie with veggies in it for Naruto and himself.

After receiving Frankie, Naruto looked surprised seeing this new dish.

Naruto: "What is this?"

Ikki: "Eat it. Its healthy and tasty."

Ikki started eating. After some time, Naruto still didn't started eating.

Ikki: "What happened?"

Naruto: "I don't like it."

Ikki laughing, "Without eating it. If you don't like it, I will take you to ramen place."

After hearing promise of going to ramen place, Naruto got excited, and with disapproval seen on his face, he took first bite of Frankie. Within 10 second, Frankie in Naruto's hands is gone.

Seeing Naruto liking Frankie, Ikki laughed. 

Naruto: "Seconds please."

Already knowing Naruto's appetite is higher than normal, Ikki already prepared materials for 12 Frankie. 2 for himself, others for Naruto. Ikki again prepared Frankie and gave it to Naruto. Same thing happened. After gobbling all Frankie, Naruto burped.

Ikki: "Its late asking this, but did you liked it?"

Naruto: "It was tasty. Even if its only vegetables and bread, it was super tasty."

Ikki: "Good, So i don't need to treat you ramen, right?"

Naruto got downed again. 

Ikki: "So why did the people chasing you?"

Naruto: "I was gone to buy grocery, when i asked for it, shopkeeper said no, so we fought via words, other shopkeepers get there and they hit me with things and chased after me."

Ikki: "Can you show me the shop which treated you badly like this? Of course discreetly."

He nods. 

Naruto: "What are you gonna do?"

Ikki: [They are treating normal kid, like this, I am gonna make them pay so badly.]

Ikki: "Next Sunday, Hehehe, you will see."

[Flashback End]

This are 50 shop owners which disrespected or treated Naruto badly.

Today, when Naruto woke up and saw what happened to shop keepers, he knew its work of that big brother, whom cooked him Frankie.

Naruto: [This is enjoyable. Thank you big brother. I know what I want to do. I will make pranks that will cause more havoc. I want to be biggest prankster Konoha has ever seen. Hahahaha]

And like this 'Mayhem Naruto' is born.