65 - Second Year 5

Its been 6 months since we started preparing the alcohol. Just content is quite difficult. Making liquor out of ingredient is quite hard. And the ingredient we wanted, it was quite hard to collect. But still we were able to do it. In training ground 10, we made big pit, after filling drums with ingredients, adding yeast, we sealed it with clay so no air go in. And buried drums in pit. For alcohol its main thing, if air goes in, it will make alcohol poisonous. I don't want to poison anyone. I just wants to play prank. 

After doing this what awaits is waiting. I decided to forgot about this liquor and wait until 6 to 7 months passed. We don't know anything about how this liquor gonna be. 

Today me and Chikako decided to open pit, and bring out all drums. I have decided to take samples from all drums, and ask Hospital to check them for us. Of course, I am gonna use Henge no Jutsu. Don't wanna people to find out, I did this prank. This prank is scary for us. One wrong step and we are gonna exposed. 

After bringing out all drums, I poked each drum with nail, and collected samples from them. Afterwards I sealed them again with nail in same place where I poked them. After labeling each sample with their respected drum. I smelled each sample. I can smell alcohol in it. No way I am gonna drink this. It smells nice, but I would prefer dying before drinking this.

I collected all samples and headed myself to Hospital. Of course I transformed my self to guy which is aged between mid to old. I made sure I look like merchant.

After reached hospital, I headed for Receptionist.

"Hello Miss,"

Receptionist looked at me. I know she has been flattered by this words. 

Receptionist: "Sir, I am married."

"Ohhh, You look quite young to be married. Sorry about it."

Receptionist looked happy hearing this word. First task is over.

Receptionist: "Sir, can you tell me reason for your visit?"

"Ahh, yes yes, [I slowed down myself as if I am trying to remember.] Yes, I am alcohol merchant, Their is fresh batch of alcohol, which I have brewed. I have applied one habit to test every batch to test by hospital so I can find out if they have issue or not. Can you tell me where I can get them tested?"

Receptionist: "Yes, Yes, Take this samples to that counter. [She pointed at counter. I can see food and safety written on it.] They will test it for you." 

"Thank you."

After leaving receptionist desk I headed to that counter, and asked them about procedure for testing alcohol. I just need to fill out form and some Ryos and its done. Results will come in 2 days. 

After 2 days, i collected results. Out of 20 drums, 3 has been poisoned. 

"Chikako, Number 3, 13 and 19 has been wasted. Let's just dispose them. We can use them as fuel source. [After thinking disadvantages about it.] No, lets just dispose them. Its too much of risks."

He also nodded about it. 

Chikako: "Ikki, Isn't this too crazy."

"No, last time I didn't specify that we are taking revenge for Naruto. But this time, I will make whole village scared of unknown. They need to know. If you cause trouble for Naruto, we are gonna make their lives living hell. And if remained unknown after this prank, this will create fear of unknown in whole village. I want that. Afterwards, they won't like Naruto, but they won't dare to be hostile against it. They should remain in their limits. Elders or anyone, this time I am pissed. You must know, revenge is best served cold. Hehehe"

Chikako got scared seeing me like this. 

Chikako: "lets start selling them tomorrow. We should made them cheap."

"No, New and cheap products are not sold heavily. We will sell them at price of medium ranged liquor. And we will create hype for it."

Chikako looked satisfied with answer. 

Next day, in evening made stall at market. Me and Chikako made sure we are transformed. People can make stall, its not illegal in market. We made sure not to take anyone's place. After setting everything up.

"Take it, Take it, Land of medicine's best liquor. 1500 ryo a guard. You will love it, it has nice gastric revitalize effect. We only have some bottles. First come first served basis."

In no time, stall got crowded. 

Person 1: "Please sir, give me a bottle at 1000 ryo."

"No bargain, if you want to take it, 1500 per bottle. Otherwise, leave the stall."

Sometimes human nature wants to acquire what they don't have. Basic sales technique works quite well with alcohol selling.

Person 1: "Okay, Okay, give me one bottle."

Afterwards stall become quite hectic. We brought 30 bottles today. All are sold in no time.