Swooping crows

Patient: What is a mental illness?
Doctor: Are you in love?
Patient: Yes
Doctor: Then you have a mental illness.
Patient: Which textbook says that? I don't believe it!
Doctor: "No book, but you can refer to 涼宮ハルヒ."

Love in a Mental Hospital

Gu Ran and Su Qing walked out of ward 302.


"What did you say to him?" Su Qing asked curiously.


"I said," Gu Ran slightly moved away from the nurses, and bravely whispered to Su Qing, "I want to touch your leg."


Su Qing barely concealed her shock, the astonished expression of a beautiful woman always makes people smile knowingly, finding it truly adorable.


"Do you like... the same sex?" she asked.


Gu Ran's smile of understanding disappeared; no one could maintain a smile under such a knowing blow, unless they truly liked the same sex.


"Doctor Su, Mr. Gu!" A nurse walked over quickly, "Zhuang Jing is here, and a grand round is about to start, please hurry over!"


"Okay, thank you." Gu Ran headed towards the stairway.


"Your 'you' refers to me?" Su Qing caught up while realizing, "What nonsense are you telling the patient!"


"Just sacrifice a bit for the treatment."


"You mean sacrifice a bit for the treatment of your own condition, I'm calling the police."


Chapter 40: The Grand Rounds