Swooping crows

Patient: What is a mental illness?
Doctor: Are you in love?
Patient: Yes
Doctor: Then you have a mental illness.
Patient: Which textbook says that? I don't believe it!
Doctor: "No book, but you can refer to 涼宮ハルヒ."

Love in a Mental Hospital

"Let me organize my thoughts," Fei Xiaoxiao sat up straight and recalled, "From now on, the loser only has one chance to draw a punishment."


"If they draw a punishment they don't want, they can choose 'to remove a piece of clothing'; but if there's only one piece left, and they draw [remove a piece of clothing], then they can put a piece back on."


"What if I'm only wearing one piece of clothing and I don't draw [remove a piece of clothing], but I still draw a punishment I don't want? What then?"


"Isn't it obvious? Do what you have to do." He Qingyan said, "First, complete the punishment; second, take off the last piece of clothing."


Fei Xiaoxiao looked down at her arms: "A pillow... Can it cover the whole body?"


"If you don't move around, it should be possible." He Qingyan's smile was dubious, "But you can choose to complete the punishment, after all, the game is only thrilling when you're in a predicament."


Chapter 59: Bloody War