Swooping crows

Patient: What is a mental illness?
Doctor: Are you in love?
Patient: Yes
Doctor: Then you have a mental illness.
Patient: Which textbook says that? I don't believe it!
Doctor: "No book, but you can refer to 涼宮ハルヒ."

Love in a Mental Hospital

"I didn't mean to offend," Gu Ran probed, "but living in Jinghai, even if you're not a tycoon, it wouldn't be a problem for your family to grit their teeth and buy a Maybach worth over two million. Why do you drive a bus?"


"I own a bus company and occasionally drive a bus."


"Huh." The wasteful middle-aged man took a drag of his cigarette. "Mr. Gu, being rich isn't easy, you know. Do you know how boring it is to 'do nothing and count money in the office' every day?"


He answered his own question, "So boring that I ended up in a mental hospital."


"... If you can own a bus company, why are you nicknamed 'wasteful middle-aged man'?"


"I can't do anything but count money; everything I have was left by my old man. I leave the company matters to the manager, and if there's a problem, I just replace the manager."


Chapter 67: Mom brings a man home and is caught by her daughter._3