Chapter 167: An Incredibly Chaotic And Very Hectic Mess!: Welcome To Tenchi Universe! (Part 1)

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here....*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, before I proceed with the chapter, a recap is in order...So viewers, lets get on with that chapter recap now, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Date: September 22, 2015

Okay, so things had gotten a little bit heated between me, Keiko, and Zachary in the last chapter. But thankfully, realizing how cheesy the heated argument had gotten, and in no time flat. We instantly realized how embarrassing it was, and as a result, promised to make sure that this didn't happen again. But unfortunately, this was not to be, as the next form of anime media we were all about to end up in, was going to make the argument that had happened between me, Keiko, and Zachary, look tame.

But, getting back to the conversation and the current situation at hand...

"Wait, so whose the man in the metal mask and the girl with the long light green hair?" Rukia Kuchiki wound up asking out loud and out of seemingly nowhere.

And as for who they were? Well about that...

"That is a bit rude of a way to greet someone my dear, wouldn't you say?" The man in the dark metal mask wound up speaking back to Rukia in response with.

And it was only then, that I realized who he was, and more importantly, who the girl with the long light green hair was.

And so, with this in mind...

"Well that depends Lelouch, on how much do you want to piss someone like Rukia, or any of the rest of us off? Or better yet Lelouch, would you like me to address you by your other name, isn't that right? Zero?" I now proceeded to speak up to the now correctly identified Lelouch Lamperouge. And I had proceeded to say this very statement of mine, while a smug looking smirk, that would make even Lelouch himself proud, was now presently visible on my face.

And sure enough...

"Well, it seems that you're more observant then I thought you would be," Lelouch now proceeded to say back to me in response. Which while he said this statement, he also proceeded to take off his metal based mask. Thus confirming that he was in fact Lelouch Lamperouge.

And as for the girl who was with him? Well about that...

"And I see that the one and only C.C has decided to grace us with her presence as well. C.C, if you don't at all mind me asking? Just how much on a regular basis does Lelouch abuse his Geass?" I now proceeded to speak up with to the girl with the long light green hair.

And as for Lelouch...

"Is that really necessary of you to ask her that?" Lelouch proceeded to respond to me with. As I could now tell that he was now starting to blush.

And as for me...

"Well Lelouch, let me ask you this? Is it not necessary for me to ask C.C that?" I now proceeded to say back to Lelouch in response. Which I had also proceeded to say, while a very cheeky looking smirk, was now quite visibly present on my face.

But, before Lelouch could even give me a response...

"Oh come on! Not again, we just got here!" The unmistakable voice of Lieutenant Rangiku Matsumoto wound up yelling out. Which she had proceeded to yell out, because an all too familiar and quickly onrushing wave of bright white light, had now proceeded to wash over all of us. And like all of the other times, it had once again proceeded to temporarily blind all of us.

And just like all of the other times, I then proceeded to quickly whip my head around. And as I did so, I was just able to notice that more then half of our allies had now once again vanished. And the only ones that had wound up staying this time, were Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Sakura, Zachary, Li, Keiko, Misaka, Kuroko, Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, and Super Sailor Pluto.

And, once the light had died down around the rest of us that were still present. I then noticed, that we had all now wound up inside of a very high tech looking sort of flight deck, of what appeared to be some kind of spaceship. And as for who owned it? Well about that...

"Hey, who are you people? And how did you get onto my ship?! I hope that you're not here to steal my Tenchi away from me like that wretched Ayeka is trying to do!" A somewhat annoying sounding female voice now proceeded to quite strongly yell out to me and the rest of us that were still present.

And upon me then immediately recognizing the voice, I then proceeded to turn towards its source. Hoping with all of my might, that it wasn't who I thought it was. But unfortunately, they were. As my eyes then happened upon a somewhat older looking woman.

She was slim, with pale cyan hair that fell down past her shoulders, gold eyes with vertical cat-like pupils, alabaster skin, and somewhat long but not quite pointy ears. She was also wearing skintight body suit in deep red with a black jagged pattern that covered each arm and the sides of her torso.

And upon realizing who she was, I then decided to have a bit of fun at her expense. And so, with this in mind...

"I am going to ask you only once, who are you?!" The girl with the long cyan colored hair proceeded to speak to me with.

And as for me, while a smug looking smirk had now proceeded to find its way onto my face...

"You," I proceeded to say back to her in response.

And as for the girls response back...

"No seriously, what is your name?!" The girl now proceeded to ask me, while she was also now proceeding to get a bit annoyed.

And as for me...

"I have just told you," I proceeded to say back to her in response.

And as for her response back...

"Okay, well this is getting me nowhere...You, what is your name?!" The girl now proceeded to ask Zachary, as she also proceeded to say this, while pointing at him.

And as for me...

"Me?" I now proceeded to say to her in response.

And as for her response back...

"Not you, him!" The girl now proceeded to respond to me. A she was now proceeding to get even more annoyed with how I was talking.

And as for my response back...

"He's me...and I'm you," I proceeded to say back to her in response. And while I had said my response back to her. I had to try extremely hard not to burst out laughing. Which unfortunately, I was failing quite badly at doing. Since I had just gone and done one of the funniest scenes from the one and only Rush Hour movie series.

And as for who else was also on board the girls ship...

"Okay, who are you people?!" A male voice now proceeded to yell out, from just next to the girl with the long cyan hair.

And upon looking towards the voices source, I then saw a young man, with black colored hair. And this now completely confirmed as to where we had all ended up.

And so, with this in mind...

"Well I would say that that was quite a bit of good fun...Wouldn't you say Ryoko? And you, must be Tenchi Masaki. So Ryoko, you said something about someone named Ayeka? You wouldn't happen to be talking about one Princess Ayeka of the planet Jurai, would you?" I proceeded to say to the now correctly identified space pirate Ryoko Hakubi. And Tenchi Misaki, whom Ryoko was currently holding onto for dear life.

And as for Ryoko...

"Just what do you know about that wretched princess?! You act as though you're one yourself!" Ryoko proceeded to say to me in response with a bit of disdain to her tone.

And as for me...

"Well Ryoko, it is funny that you say that. As a matter of fact, I am honestly surprised that you're speaking to someone like me in this manner. As I count, at least eleven princesses on this ship at the current moment. And technically, Ryoko, you're talking to one of them right now. And, I would greatly appreciate it Ryoko, if you didn't act so disrespectful to someone who is allied with..." I proceeded to say back to Ryoko in response.

But unfortunately, I was then cut off mid statement, as the sudden impending and very loud noise of laser fire, proceeded to slam into the ship that we were all currently on. And also, caused the ship to instantly start falling downwards. And, once the ship had crash landed back down again...

"Well, that was a very unhappy landing...And also viewers, let me now welcome you all, to the anime timeline of Tenchi Universe...Yes viewers, I would say that things are about to get a bit hectic...So viewers, this now marks the end of this chapter...So viewers, see you in the next chapter...okay?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is now done. We will now proceed right into the current chapter.

Date: April 9, 1995

Well, things had now gotten quite a bit hectic. But, this was nothing compared to what was still too come. And, as all of us had now just gotten our bearings. But, just as I was about to continue the current conversation with both Ryoko and Tenchi...

"Ryoko, this is all your...Wait, just who are you people?" A very regal sounding female voice proceeded to say to me and the rest of my currently present allies with a bit of confusion in her current tone.

And, as I turned my attention around a full one hundred and eighty degrees, in order to address the person in question...

"Ah, Princess Ayeka...It is truly quite an honor to meet the current Princess of the planet Jurai, now then..." I proceeded to say to the now correctly identified Princess Ayeka. But, what I wasn't expecting, was who was still currently clinging onto Ayeka's torso. Who happened to be a girl with blonde colored hair, that was tied into a long ponytail. And as for who she was...

"Oh, well that's just an interesting sight isn't it? So I take it that you're Mihoshi then?" I proceeded to then speak up with. Which sadly, I was having quite a bit of trouble with trying to say politely. Since from what I knew about Mihoshi, she was someone that tended to be a little bit scatterbrained at times. And, she was even worse then either Usagi or Momoko were. Which was the reason as to why one of my eyes, was now once again proceeding to visibly twitch.

But, as for what happened next? Well that was something that even someone like me couldn't predict. And the reason as to why this was the case? Well about that...

"Oh wow, you look just like the superhero Sailor Moon!" Mihoshi now proceeded to blurt out to me. Which not surprisingly, had now caused me, Eternal Sailor Moon, all of the Sailor Senshi, and everyone of my other allies that was still present, to now display a look of complete and total shock. Since I wasn't expecting someone like Mihoshi, to know who Sailor Moon was. Since from what I knew about the Tenchi Universe anime, this was something, that no one from the Tenchi Universe should've known about. But yet for some currently unknown reason, Mihoshi did.

And as for why this was the case? Well, that is something for the next chapter. But, getting back to the situation at hand...

"Oh Mihoshi, what a wild imagination you must have. As I am sure everyone knows that..." I proceeded to attempt to say back to Mihoshi in response, in order to try and feign some sort of ignorance. But unfortunately, this didn't work. And the reason? Well, I'll give you one guess as to why...

"Wait, that's her right over there!" Mihoshi proceeded to say, as she pointed over to, well who else, but Eternal Sailor Moon. Which had now completely destroyed whatever chance I had, to try and play dumb. And also, so had everyone else for that matter as well.

And as for me...

"Oh, well fancy that. And might I ask Mihoshi how exactly..." I proceeded to say to Mihoshi. Only Mihoshi then proceeded to cut me off mid sentence. Which not surprisingly, had now caused one of my eyes, to now once again start to visibly twitch.

And as for Mihoshi...

"Oh well that's easy, I watched one of her episodes on the tv not too long ago," Mihoshi proceeded to say in response. Which unfortunately, had now caused me to now get quite fearful.

But then...

"Okay, so are we done reminiscing now?!" Ryoko now proceeded to chime in with. Which she had proceeded to say, and quite predictably in fact, while her current tone displayed one of quite noticeable irritation.

And as for me, as a way to 'twist the knife' so too speak...

"So, Princess Ayeka if I may ask, is Ryoko usually this annoying?" I proceeded to say. While once again, I had proceeded to say this statement of mine, while a very smug looking smirk was now once again present on my face.

And sure enough...

"What was that?! What was that you just said?!" Ryoko now proceeded to say to me in response. And as I had intended, Ryoko had proceeded to say this to me, with quite a bit of annoyance and irritation to her current tone.

And as for me...

"Ryoko, I am going to need you to calm down, the adults are talking right now," I now proceeded to say back to Ryoko in response. Which once again, I had proceeded to say back to Ryoko, while a now very noticeable and smug looking smirk, was still very much present on my face.

And then, just to add insult to injury...

"She is quite right on that statement of hers Ryoko, as you really need to learn to control your anger a little bit more," Princess Ayeka proceeded to say. Which not surprisingly, as a way to further upset Ryoko, she had now proceeded to match my somewhat smug looking smirk.

And then, though in fact not surprisingly...

"That's some pretty big talk coming from an arrogant individual such as yourself Ayeka!" Ryoko proceeded to now say quite angrily back to Princess Ayeka in response. Which she then proceeded to follow up, with then proceeding to conjure a bright orange ball of energy into one of her hands. Which she then proceeded to quickly launch at me and Princess Ayeka.

But then...

"Shield!" Both Zachary and Sakura proceeded to suddenly chant together in unison. As Zachary had quickly proceeded to pull the Shield Card out. To which he then quickly threw it upwards. To which he and Sakura, then proceeded to quickly raise their respective star staffs towards it. Which was followed quickly thereafter, by the appearance of the Shield Card spirit.

Which predictably, had then caused Ryoko's energy blast, to simply hit the Shield Card spirits barrier, and then simply evaporate into nothing. And, once I had let out a very audible sigh from my mouth...

"Now Ryoko, did you really think that that was going to work? I mean after all, magic will beat an attack like that, every single time," I now proceeded to say back to Ryoko in response.

But then...

"Oh wow, I never thought that I would get to see the Clow Cards in action for real!" Mihoshi now suddenly proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere.

Which once again, had now proceeded to cause me to become quite visibly shocked, and not surprisingly, so had Zachary and Sakura as well for that matter.

And, as a sort of way to help me gauge Mihoshi's knowledge of the overall situation...

"Mihoshi, just how many of us do you know about?" I now proceeded to say to Mihoshi. And I had said this, while also hoping that she didn't wind up giving me the one answer that I didn't want to hear her give back in response. But unfortunately...

"Well actually, I know about all of you," Mihoshi had now proceeded to say back to me in response. And so, not surprisingly...

"Oh, well that's great then...Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Well actually viewers, to tell you the truth, it is in fact the opposite...Which by the way viewers, if you haven't caught onto it yet, this is a sort of nod, to yet another well known self insert fanfic by one Admiral-Tigerclaw...You know?...As in the very same Admiral-Tigerclaw, who wrote the well known fanfiction series, 'Sleeping With The Girls'...But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter...But like always viewers, we will be heading right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, from me, Keiko, Zachary, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance...We look forward to seeing you all there...okay?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"