Letter: 7

My body was stuck inside the clogged chimeny. I could barely even open my chest to breathe. I could only inhale the chunks and debris of wood.

Even though my fatass was stuck in the chimney, I could still hear DD and Joey talking. But DD seemed to be hiding something. Which I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, He is.

I need to know more. I cant just lay here while Joey talks to DD. I took a deep breath of wood chunks and began to attempt levitating. No matter how much I tried to give the illusion that my body has no weight. I could not even lift off an inch off the ground.

I began to have the revelation that flying was something that was seperate from the Emerald. After all I flew before I had the emerald.

For the first time in a while, I felt really really hopeless. I cant even get my ass out of a chimney, So how will I deal against threats like Daquavius Johnson ever again? Man I have the brain smaller than an atom.

That's funny, Even when I am hopeless, I still can make myself laugh. At the end of the day, I will always pretend to be on something. Because it is for the better of mankind.

Besides that, The next time I see that Goth, I will shave her bald. I can't stand a short ass goth gf!

" You mean a short ass big titty goth gf! ", The voice said. I rolled my eyes in shame at the voice. I've had enough of the voice's stupid ass thoughts and unleashed all my anger on him.

" Voice for the last time, WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! " I yelled at the top of my lungs. I realized my mistake as the house went silent.

" Who's there? ", Joey's dad asked.

" It came from the chimney! ", DD reveled.

" Isaac, go investigate it ! ", Joey said.

Issac? Why did they call DD, Isaac? How many aliases did DD have? My heart began to pound like me when I see a quirky girl with glasses and dark hair.

" AHA!I felt a head! ", DD yelled.

DD had laid the most delicate and succulent grip on my scalp. I knew I was done for

DD pulled out my body from the chimney. My skin was all charcoal black from the chimney.

Joey seemed shocked and in awe. " Um, Isaac this is my best bud, Eric and Eric this is my neighbor Isaac. ", Joey said.

Oh, So they arent related.

" Joey I know you're prolly wonderin why your bestie came here. ", I assured. " I came here because we need to talk about GothGoth! ".

Joey facepalmed and sighed " Let me guess, that doll shoved your ass in my chimney ad revenge? "

Joey and I headed for his room upstairs. " See you Isaac, Take care! ", Joey greeted. I grabbed Joey by both shoulders as soon as we entered his room.

" Tell me, Who is GothGoth? ", I asked him.

Joey sighed again. " Buckle down, brother. Its a long story! "