Letter: 27

It was time for me to go back to school after the Daquavius Johnson incident. Apparently the school held an assembly a few days after the brutal death. I never wanted to kill him. In that moment I was filled with rage. Luckily, The spider changed how I looked at that moment so much that I was not recognizable.

My only question is…

What happened to the spider and why has the spider never came back since. Is it because back in the chimney I cussed it out? Like why the fuck has it never come ba-

FWUDIOSH!!!

" Sorry, in a rush! ", A jogger in casual clothes said. It was the same jogger from yesterday at the burger king. Suddenly, Joey walked over to me. " I know! She's on the track team and is a black belt in karate. She's smacked into me multiple times before. ", Joey smacked .

" What is her name? ", I asked Joey. Joey seemed confused and crosseyed. " I dunno Lappy? ", Joey said in confusion. " All I know is that she spends her afternoon's at the gym mentoring sleeper builds! ".

Me and Joey made it to the school gate and saw GothGoth slouching on the the brick wall. She didn't look like she wanted to hang out with us. Possibly because she still isn't comfortable with Joey yet.

My lips were dryer than the Sahara dessert. I pulled out some lip balm out of my pocket. " Ew? You using chapstick? You gay as fuck! ", Joey said in disgust.

" How the hell am I gay for using lip balm? ", I continued to say as I swiped the chapstick on my lips.

" It's just very gay looking ", Joey continued to say. " Put that away before your rod falls off! "

I outta waterboard this creature. Calling me gay. Can't be talking. But before I could speak, I bumped into a lean man. I fell on my ass and he fell on his face.

He was chiseled and has curly orange hair. " I'm sorry are you okay? ", The man said. " We haven't met before, have we, I'm Mr. Sedimentary. ", He said while shaking my hand.

Mr. Sedimentary smelled like fruity pebbles and was wearing a poofy labcoat. " I'm Sameric! ", I mumbled my words. " I mean Eric! " The man looked so majestic and looked like a male model.

" Oh, Sedimentary's the new councelar here! ", Joey squealed with joy. " All of us love him! ". Who wouldnt he looks like a playboy that would be a high paid doctor.

" Welp, see you in Room 16! ", Mr. sedimentary said and he walked into the faculty office. Joey laid on my shoulder, " He really is the perfect man. " I immediately pushed his ass off of me and he fell into a bush full of pricks.

Class was pretty much boring. The teacher was a fat tub of lard math teacher. She was hated by everyone. She would say bullshit like " Stop socializing in my class! " or " Your lunch is after my class! ". She should stop saying that and give us a chin reveal already.

School will be over soon and I'm so exhausted . I'm so tired. Maybe I should close my eyes for a bit…..