In the dining hall, Tang Wan and Xu Nian sat opposite each other, looking at the food in the lunch box with expressionless faces.
"I kind of know why the two of them finished their meal so quickly." As he spoke, Xu Nian picked up a piece of cabbage as long as his forearm with his chopsticks.
The corner of Logan's mouth twitched slightly, "Maybe it tastes good?"
"Do you believe this?" Xu Nian put down his chopsticks and didn't intend to take a bite.
"Okay, what are you going to eat?" Logan gave up struggling.
"Eat? Eat shit! I'm going to blow the heads off those two things!" Xu Nian's blood rushed to his forehead, "Wanwan, let's go."
"Let's go, I'll watch you fight."
…
Lu You and Li Yu walked out of the canteen, each holding a full plastic bag in their hands.
Lu You said to Li Yu with some surprise: "The items in this canteen are quite complete, and you can even pay with your face. It seems that you don't need to use the cash you brought."
"Indeed." Li Yu agreed, "It's just that the price is one or two yuan more expensive than the ones outside. It's really bad."
"There's nothing we can do. There's only a canteen here, and we can't leave the gate yet. I suspect they deliberately made the canteen so unpalatable so that they can make more money from the canteen." Lu You speculated maliciously.
"Do you think they will beat us up if they find out they have been cheated?" Li Yu's words were mixed with uneasiness.
"Of course not. I'll get scolded at most." Lu You didn't care at all.
"Are you really sure?" Li Yu asked again.
Suddenly, the words that Tang Wan said on the day of registration, "It hurts your waist," came to mind. Lu You's expression began to feel a little uneasy, and his tone also had a hint of uncertainty: "Logan Wan and the others are so good-looking, there should be no problem. Bar?"
"Damn it, why are you still asking me?" Li Yu suddenly felt that he was in danger, "I'm in the same class as them. You can run away, but I can't!"
"Hmm..." Lu You pondered for a moment, "If a bucket of instant noodles is not enough, give them a few more packs of fish larvae."
"Hope it's useful."
…
Lu You and Lu You didn't wait long beside the dormitory building when they saw Tang Wan and Xu Nian walking over.
"You guys eat so fast, we just finished shopping." Lu You pretended that nothing happened and greeted with a smile.
"How is it? The food in the canteen is not bad, right?" Li Yu lit the fuse directly.
"Haha." Xu Nian looked at Li Yu and sneered. "I packed one for you, I hope you won't let down your good intentions."
Li Yu's face turned pale, "No, I was wrong."
Lu You walked up to Tang Wan and said softly: "Have you eaten?"
Logan looked at him and said with a half-smile, "Do you think I've eaten?"
"I think you are not full. I happened to buy an extra bucket of chicken noodle soup. Do you want to eat it?" Lu You was afraid that she would not agree, so he added repeatedly: "There are also tea eggs and sausages..."
Logan originally wanted to tease him, but when he heard his words that seemed to be begging for mercy, his heart softened inexplicably, and the corners of his mouth curled up unconsciously, and he responded gently: "Then wait for me here, I'll go up and get the thermos, wait. Go down to the canteen to get hot water."
"Huh?" Lu You was happy to see that she was not angry, "Go ahead, I have to go back to the dormitory to get a kettle for hot water. We'll meet here later."
After watching the interaction between the two, Xu Nian turned his head and looked at Li Yu. Seeing that he was still like a piece of wood, I patted his arm angrily and said, "Where's mine? Isn't it missing?"
Li Yu came to his senses, nodded quickly and said, "Yes, of course."
Xu Nian wanted to say something else, but Tang Wan stopped him and said, "Let's go, go up and get the kettle and then come back down."
Lu You's dormitory was on the second floor, and he quickly got the kettle and returned to his original place.
Li Yu asked curiously: "I remember you were not like this to girls when you were in junior high school. You couldn't even say a few words at that time. How come you can communicate so smoothly now?"
"Really?" Lu You raised an eyebrow, "Maybe you remembered it wrong."
"Impossible, I remember it clearly. You said it yourself, girls are troublesome. You only told them, hello, let me, thank you, it's troublesome." Li Yu retorted affirmatively.
"Uh...that means I've grown up and know how to get along with the opposite sex." Lu You fooled him again.
"Really?" Li Yu was deeply doubtful.
"Yes." Lu You nodded vigorously.
…
At around 12:30, Lu You returned to the dormitory.
As soon as he walked in the door, Meng Yi, who was lying on the bed, stared at him closely.
"That's great. I also want to have dinner with a girl. It will definitely be fun."
Lu You sat next to him, took out his slippers from his travel bag, and responded: "It's not bad, but she is too beautiful and can easily be distracted while eating."
"Am I knocking you? You really deserve to die." Meng Yi's whole face was distorted, "It's worse than killing me!"
Lu You felt that she wasn't trying hard enough, so she added, "She said she would treat me to dinner tonight. I just invited her to dinner. We have to go back and forth."
"Climb for me!" Meng Yi raised his leg, wanting to give him a kick.
Lu You nimbly dodged and walked to the toilet, "Wash your feet and take a nap."
"You just die in the toilet, mmp!"
…
In the afternoon, Lu You wore a slightly worn military uniform, brought a small chair, and went to the meeting point downstairs to line up.
Meng Yi stood behind him and tugged on his long-sleeved jacket in disgust, "I don't know how long it's been since I changed these clothes. And on a hot day, you have to wear a jacket, for fear of getting a heat stroke, right?"
"Be patient, it's not a big problem for these few days," Lu You responded.
At this time, instructor Liu came over.
"Everyone is here. Stand at attention. Let me tell you about the arrangements for the afternoon. We will go to the awning training ground to learn how to stack quilts. After learning, we will clean up the assigned public areas. We will all gather here at 4:30. Two A squad leader came out and led the team to follow."
Ten minutes later, the entire battalion arrived, and Captain Fu, who had shown his face once in the morning, also walked onto the high platform, holding a microphone in his hand.
He patted the microphone with his hand, and after testing that he had no problem speaking, he said, "Good afternoon, classmates. You all know who I am, and I won't introduce it too much." Then he waved to the audience, and there were a few An instructor came up with a quilt, a blanket, and a mosquito net and placed them on the ground. Except for the mosquito net, everything else is military green.
"Now I will teach you how to fold quilts, which are commonly known as tofu blocks. You should pay attention carefully. When the time comes to check the housekeeping, if one person in a dormitory makes a mistake, the entire dormitory will be punished."
After speaking, Captain Fu unfolded the quilts, blankets and mosquito nets one by one. First pick up the mosquito net and skillfully fold it into a long square, then the blanket. After some skillful operation, a square, angular tofu block appeared in front of everyone's eyes.
Captain Fu finally pinched the four corners of the tofu block with his hands to reduce the exposed wrinkles.
"I think you all have seen it clearly. Now I will demonstrate it from each company."
The students sitting under the stage straightened their backs and looked serious.
Captain Fu glanced at the students in the audience and said, "Then let's ask the monitors of each class to take the lead."
Damn it?
Lu You was caught off guard. He turned his head and tried to signal Li Womeng with his eyes, but he just dismissed him as nothing and ignored him completely.
This is really fucked. From now on, this squad leader will do whatever he likes.
After intense thoughts, Lu You stood up resignedly and stepped onto the high platform with no regrets.
The monitor of Class 1 is a gentle-looking boy wearing glasses, the monitor of Class 2 is still the same dwarf, and the monitor of Class 4 is a girl with a ponytail and a capable appearance.
"Then let's ask the squad leader to demonstrate first." After saying that, Captain Fu broke up the tofu cubes he had folded.
"Okay." The squad leader responded with a smile. Recalling what Captain Fu had just done, he slowly started folding the quilt according to the steps in his mind. Although the movements are not very skilled, the process is smooth.
Captain Fu watched his steady movements carefully and nodded from time to time.
After a while, a tofu block that was about 70-80% similar to the one just now appeared in front of me.
Captain Fu said with great satisfaction: "Very good, every step has been taken. It seems that you just looked at it very seriously. What is your name?"
The boy responded politely: "Thank you for the compliment, leader. My name is Deng Rui."
Lu You was a little surprised and looked sideways.
Is this the boy who scored higher than Tang Wan in the high school entrance examination?
"Deng Rui? You are very good. I remember your name. Go down and ask the squad leader of the second class to demonstrate." Then he messed up the folded quilt again.
Nitian Man is very nervous now and his face is a little pale.
After waiting for a while, Captain Fu saw that he was still standing still and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you still doing? Come over and fold the quilt, you want me to treat you, right? Don't waste everyone's time."
Nitian Man's face turned from white to red, but he did not dare to disobey the leader's order. He could only step forward slowly, pick up the mosquito net, and clumsily start operating according to his own ideas.
When he made a limp cake roll, Captain Fu frowned so hard that he could kill a fly and scolded him loudly on the spot.
"What the hell are you folding? I folded it once in front of you, and Deng Rui just folded it again. You can't even learn this, can you?"
Nitian Man was a little unconvinced and retorted: "I was thinking about a math problem when I was down there, and I didn't pay attention to how to stack it. As for when I stood on the stage, I could only see Deng Rui's back, and I couldn't see him anywhere. Fold the quilt."
Captain Fu became angry, "I'm talking, you are thinking about math problems, and you still think you are reasonable? Get out of here, I remember your second company, this thing can be the squad leader, you are not even afraid of it. Something. You are still thinking about math problems during military training, do you think you are easy to learn? Are you just pretending? What the hell!"
"You...you are insulting, I'm going to file a complaint..." Ni Tiannan wanted to say something more, but Captain Fu interrupted him directly.
"You can complain casually, and if you dare to touch me, I will take your last name. Do you think I don't respect you? It's a joke, respect is mutual. I explain every step in detail on stage, but you don't listen in the audience. Who is it? Who are you disrespecting? You don't even know how to be a basic human being? You are still a high school student, and elementary school students will say thank you to the instructor, what kind of bullshit are you. Now, shut up and get out!"
The whole audience was silent.
The Nitian Man walked back to his class without saying a word.
"Next!" Captain Fu was like an angry lion at this moment.
I provoked whomever, was this b thing trying to trick me on purpose?
In Lu You's heart, ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped. But he didn't dare to neglect at all, and walked up quickly, with a kind look on his face.
Then An An An started folding the quilt. Fortunately, he watched the whole process carefully.
Seeing the standard tofu cubes stacked by Lu You, Captain Fu's expression softened a lot, "Three consecutive rounds are good, let's go on. The next one."
Soon, the fourth class monitor successfully completed the demonstration, and Captain Fu's expression returned to normal.
"It seems that the students in your battalion are quite normal, and there are only one or two who are the best. It's just bad luck that I bumped into them. Okay, you can go, instructors, please take them to clean up. "
After saying that, Captain Fu walked down the platform. Everyone in the audience breathed a sigh of relief.
Instructor Liu walked up to Lu You and patted him on the shoulder, with a smile on his serious face. "You did a good job. Fortunately, you are not teaching Class 2, otherwise I might have been beaten to death at night."
Do your military training instructors speak so wildly?
Lu You complained in his heart.
"Let's go, let's go clean. After breakfast, we can move around freely. We will meet at 6:30 tonight." Instructor Liu's tone was also cheerful.
Lu You turned his head and looked at Class 2. The whole class was yelled at by a fat instructor. Compassion swelled in my heart.
What a pity to have such an outrageous squad leader.