CHAPTER19

RYUJIN

(rubs his head.)

I just have an idea. I'll also spin and form my own tornado. It will be called….

(A light bulb shows up above his head.)

RYUJIN

… it will be called Lightning Tornado.

(He also spins as his body gets charged up with lightning and form his own tornado that counter attacks Richie's tornado.)

RYUJIN

Hihihihi! I'm able to counter attack your tornado Rupert by forming my own tornado.

(Richie starts to get mad.)

RICHIE

You imbecile! For the last time, I'm not called Rupert or Rudy… It's Richie. R-i-c-h-i-e. That's my name.

RYUJIN

Who cares what your name is…? Let's get this over with.

RICHIE

Hohohoho! You wanna play games with me, huh Red hair.

RYUJIN

That would be fun. I wonder what game are we going to play.

RICHIE

The name of the game is kill Red hair. And I'll start with special attack cannon ball. Wind cannon ball.

(He shoots a wind cannon ball at Ryujin.)

RYUJIN

Hey! That's no fair for naming the game kill the Red hair. I'm the only one with Red hair.

RICHIE

In the world of pirates there's no such thing as fair fight.

RYUJIN

Oh really. Then what about if I do this. Lightning blow wind.

(Using his mouth, he blows the wind cannon back at Richie.)

RICHIE

Oi! Oi! Oi! What kind of name attack is that?! Are you fucking serious?!

RYUJIN

I'm always serious in my battles.

(The wind cannon ball explodes as Richie tries to back way but gets caught up by the impact of the explosion.)

SKYE

I never expected a battle between 2 captains to be this goofy.

VEE & GOA

Same here.

(Richie gets up. He checks his body to check if he's still alive.)

RICHIE

I'm alive! Phew! I thought I was going to get killed by my own attack. Now I need to think of a genius plan on how to deal with Red hair.

(He starts to poke his head while he's in a thinking position.)

RICHIE

Think. Richie. Think. Use that big brain of yours that your mama gave you.

(From the smoke, Ryujin appears with his lightning fist.)

RYUJIN

There you are Ruggy. Have a taste of my lightning fist!

RICHIE

Wait! Should you at least wait when your opponent comes up with a genius plan on how to kill you.

RYUJIN

Nope. I won't let you do that. And you said that pirates don't fight fair in battle.

RICHIE

Guah! How dare you use my own words against me?! Your despicable Red hair!

(Ryujin punches him sending him to roll to the ground and hit a barrel of beer.)

RYUJIN

Oh there's where the beer is.

(Richie comes out feeling fresh.)

RICHIE

Uwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I feel fired up after drinking all that beer! Bweeeeh!

(He pukes on the ground.)

RICHIE

What kind of beer was that?

RYUJIN

You just drank all the beer!!!

RICHIE

You wanted some?

RYUJIN

Yes, I wanted some!

RICHIE

Are you even legal to even start drinking?

RYUJIN

Of course, I am. I'm 19 years old and that means I can eat and drink as much beer I want and have lots of sex!!! A virgin like you shouldn't be lecturing me!

RICHIE

Who the fuck is you calling a virgin?!

RYUJIN

You!

(Richie gets mad.)

RICHIE

I'll fucking kill you for calling me a virgin!

RYUJIN

If it's the truth, then you should accept it. No need to get mad.

RICHIE

You're going make my blood to start boiling. This time I'll show you my ultimate trump card.

(His eyes start to glow.)

RYUJIN

…!

(From the ground there's a burst of wind surrounding him. Then it forms an enormous bow and arrow.)

RICHIE

This is my trump card and my enormous elemental burst. Cyclonic arrow!

(He takes his shot. It's so fast that Ryujin has no time to react and gets hit by the arrow sending him to crash to nearby buildings.)

[End of Chapter19]