(Deep inside the jungle of the island known as Lost Paradise, Skye ventures inside looking for a dinosaur meat.)
SKYE
That blondie simp chef known as Juliet… I’ll show her that I can catch a better meat than her. Bigger and juicier and then Ryujin will fall in love with me even more.
(She gets lost in a fantasy.)
RYUJIN
Skye, my love. You got this huge dinosaur meat for me.
SKYE
Yes, my love. I got it all from you.
RYUJIN
I had high expectations of you Skye. Marry me.
SKYE
Yes, Ryujin. I’ll marry you.
(Back to reality, a bunch large crickets the size of an average man interrupts her fantasy.)
CRICKET
Chrip! Chrip!
SKYE
Huh?! How dare you ruin my fantasy?! Ryujin and I were about to have like 3 kids.
(She draws out her swords and slices them away. The remaining cricket runs away in fear.)
SKYE
I’m not letting you get away.
(She runs after the cricket and slashes its head off.)
SKYE
That was easy.
(The bushes start to shake.)
SKYE