VACATION HOME

"Snow and sunshine, it looks beautiful when you sit at the shore of this beach."

"In our planet every beach is covered with snow this time around and a 6 months long beautiful sunshine, if you are clothed accordingly then you will find yourself dozing off between the coolness of beach snow and warmth of the never ending sun."

"Oh come on it is nice, even if you keep ignoring my poetic description, at least I feel good lying down here next to you"

"Are you ignoring me because I beheaded you?"

Silence followed, the boy kept talking about the beach to a corpse less head and a head-less corpse, yeah, there were two of them, wait , no, there are hundreds of them disfigured corpses lying on the beach and amidst of them a boy, with bloodied fists, and a formal suit with white tie, which wasn't white anymore, it was all red.

"What the hell?"

The boy seemed to be a bit concerned about something.

"Yeah I am concerned about some dude narrating this shit"

The boy…wait what? Narration?

"Who…Who are you?" , the boy raised his fists towards the sky.

"I know I have raised my fists, could you like? Not narrate the obvious bro?"

How in the literature are you able to hear me? Plus I wasn't the one who narrated your fist raising.

"Wait…am I going through psychological distress after killing these guys? Hmm…Hmmm…Fuck…"

Look dude I thought I was the only narrator here but for some reason, it seems there is another narrator around, describing us.

"Shut your mouth man!!! I'm tryna think"

I do not have a mouth you psychopathic asshole. Even I do not know how am I speaking? Why the hell was I narrating this God awful scenario anyways?

"Yo narrator? We in a book or something?"

Real quick of you dumbass, yeah this is a novel called lullaby maxim. Being able to think and speak without any physical existence is awful…

"Lookie here dude, some weird shit happened and I had to kill these guys, now a bunch of cops are after me, if you're a narrator then help me escape"

Well-well look at you getting comfortable with this bizarre situation, how would I do that? Huh? Even if I told you the location of cops, the entire country is filled with them, where would you go? Dumbass.

"Lookie here jerk, tell me of this entire place where will the world building of this story will end?"

Wow you got some brains, I know why you killed them, I am the narrator for your books.

"Dude be quick I can literally see the cops there"

What is the point?

"Bro from our perspective the world is real so, if I go towards a place that is not the part of our lore, then we could probably escape or some shit."

Interesting theory, but what about me? I don't have a physical form, how would I escape?

"Bro why do you even want to escape, you are just a voice"

Well never mind.

 "Okay, dude a narrator always knows about his characters right? I mean I have read a lot of fucked up shit and a narrator doesn't give a damn about the privacy of characters, so if I somehow escape, wouldn't my existence increase the scope of the area of your existence?"

That makes sense. Well let's test it out, this ocean in front of us is practically never explored in our entire series, try going through it.

"I really wish you had a physical form"

Why? Are you thankful?

"No, so I could kick your ass too, how the hell am I supposed to like just cross an ocean on my own?"

I don't know, man you fought like hundreds of armed men and didn't get tired, even enjoyed some snow and sunshine.

"So? Just swim through it?"

Yeah!!

"Man!! You are already a big thing for me to process, let's see, I would die at hands of these idiots anyways, I should just die on my own"

While the cops came down on beach, crushing the corpses of hundreds of fallen warriors with their armored tanks, the boy jumped straight into the ocean.

"Man, why the hell are you still narrating?"

Sorry! Force of habit.

Jumping straight into the ocean quite possibly was the worst decision I ever made. (I am not the narrator ~teehee)