Part 1
Mount Hiei's winter.
Encamped upon the spiritual mountain Mount Hiei, where women
are prohibited, the allied Asai and Asakura forces led by Shougakuin
Gousei launched an assault during the night. They once again
waged a defensive battle, retreating back to Mount Hiei once their
situation turned disadvantageous, but that night they received
unbelievable news from their scouts.
"Oda Nobuna still lives! She has personally taken command of the
Oda army surrounding Mount Hiei, and it looks like they are
preparing to burn the whole mountain!"
Asai Hisamasa refused to believe such a report.
Just the fact that Oda Nobuna still lived was shocking enough, but
to think that she wanted to attack Mount Hiei?
"Im...Impossible... To burn Mount Hiei!? Mount Hiei has close to
800 years of history! It is the most esteemed holy mountain in every
Japanese Buddhist community!! No no, it is a divine pillar that people
have worshiped ever since they believed that Gods live in spiritual
mountains."
Hisamasa's words reflected the common sense of this era.
"Is Oda Nobuna crazy? A woman daring to attack mount Hiei is
already extremely disrespectful, but now she wants to burn Mount
Hiei!?"
Opening up "Tales of Genji" beside him, Asakura Yoshikage
exclaimed, "What a crazed girl." as he stared at the moon
"I admit defeat, Oda Nobuna. As expected from a woman
proclaiming to conquer the world. You are fundamentally different
from the other women of this era."
"This is not a time to say 'As expected', is it?" Hisamasa shouted.
The still composed Asakura Yoshikage sighed, "Oda Nobuna
holds the resolve to battle to the end with us, and we were not
prepared for her determination at all."
"Listen Hisamasa, Mount Hiei's grounds are flat. It's totally unlike
Mount Gifu where one can hold back most any attack. Because we
never expected our enemy to attack, we did not make any
preparations to defend. If she really attacks us, Mount Hiei is too
vulnerable to grant us victory."
Yoshikage continued.
"Our plan has backfired with Oda Nobuna's resolve to ignore
Mount Hiei's prohibition of women... If they really start burning Mount
Hiei, Oda Nobuna will become the enemy of all Japan's Buddhist
communities, and her dream of conquering the world will never be
fulfilled. She must know this, yet deciding to burn Mount Hiei
anyways, this is becoming exciting...."
"Oda Nobuna really wants to burn Mount Hiei, and is preparing to
die with us; is that fellow actually a demon lord? Or is she just a rural
girl with no common sense..... I really want to see her with my own
eyes --no, I must bring her back with me to Ichijodani...." Asakura
Yoshikage's eyes shimmered with an abnormal light as his lips
curled into a sneer.
The cowardly Asai Hisamasa had turned deathly pale.
"Th...Thi...This isn't the time to joke around, Yoshikage-dono. Now
that you mention it, weren't you the one who chose Mount Hiei as
our base? Hurry and do something!"
Yoshikage laughed and snorted, "What an uninteresting fellow."
"Hisamasa, we have three options. The first is to initiate the attack,
though it is too late if they start burning. We would have to lead our
whole army to battle with the Oda army, using our speed to bet
everything on the outcome."
"They might have predicted that we will attack once we received
the report of them burning Mount Hiei. If so, they have already
prepared their formation and are waiting for us to fall into the trap
ourselves. Isn't there a more foolproof plan?"
"Arara... You're quite the paranoid coward..." Yoshikage laughed at
Hisamasa before explaining the second plan.
"Our second option is to let the monks of this mountain negotiate
with them, telling them that if they burn Mount Hiei every Buddhist
community will rise against the Oda clan. With this in mind, the
monks will ask to postpone the battle. If Oda Nobuna isn't truly crazy
she is sure to agree to our request, allowing us to retreat back home
with no injuries. At the same time however, the once-surrounded
Oda army will gain a chance to breath and the situation will
stagnate."
"This is truly a safe plan..." Hisamasa mumbled.
"But Yoshikage-dono, what is the last plan?"
"Seeing that there is no chance to win, you surrender to Oda
Nobuna. You return your position as head back to Nagamasa who
married Oda Nobuna's sister and become a monk. With this, the
Asai clan will escape the fate of total annihilation."
"Surrendering is impossible!" Hisamasa jumped to his feet as
blood rushed to his head.
"T...To let my son Nagamasa become the conqueror of the world.
I've gone so far as to completely betray the Oda clan. Surrendering
is not possible at all, Yoshikage-dono!"
This Asai Hisamasa really is an indecisive man. Yoshikage mused.
"Yoshikage-dono, here we should use the second plan! We can't
wrap Mount Hiei into this because of us; we should stop the battle
and engage with the Oda clan head on later."
Listening to Hisamasa, Tsuchimikado who was sitting at the side
laughed, "Ara ara, the despicable betrayer suddenly wants to be
ethical. Why not just honestly say that you don't wanna die?"
Shougakuin Gousei, though silent all this time, finally declared, "If
that's the case, let me be the missionary to negotiate with the Oda
army! Uwahahahaha! Unclean women wanting to burn Mount Hiei. I,
Gousei will never let you do as you wish. Besides, the very idea of a
truce formed on equal terms makes me sick to my stomach. Just let
me shout, 'Girls, kneel in front of me!' and demand their surrender."
Gousei's words became only more heated as he continued "This
main hall houses the 'Holy Flame' that has been burning for more
than 800 years. We must protect it. I, Gousei will never let those
crazy bitches do as they like. I won't let them burn Mount Hiei!"
"Shoukaguin Gousei, the self-declared enemy of all women, if this
disillusioned and petty guy becomes the missionary... It will really be
interesting if the negotiating of the truce fails." Yoshikage sneered.
Part 2
"Hanbei-dono, please wake up! If you don't stop Hime-sama....!"
Kyoto, Myoukaku Temple.
Nene tried her best to shake Hanbei awake.
Manase Belchior who prescribed the medicine to Hanbei said, "It's
regrettable, but I think she still needs a few days." and tried to stop
Nene many times, but Nene was not willing to give up.
Now that Yoshiharu and Juubei couldn't return, Nene's last hope
was the genius strategist Hanbei, and she refused to give up.
"Hime-sama woke up, but because of Onii-sama's death she
ordered Mount Hiei burned together with the Asai and Asakura allied
forces in a fit of anger! She won't listen to the advice of her retainers
at all! Now, the only one who could stop Hime-sama is Hanbeidono!" Nene shouted as her hands shook Hanbei's body... She didn't
even notice the tears flowing from her eyes.
"...Uhh...Uhhh... Onii-sama and Akechi-sama can't come back
anymore... Goemon-dono isn't here either... If even Hanbei-dono
doesn't wake up, Nene... Nene doesn't know what else to do
anymore....."
A single tear fell onto Hanbei's corpse-like body.
And then...
"...Nene-sama... What you said just now, is that true?"
Hanbei finally opened her eyes.
"Hanbei-dono! You've woken up!"
The tear stricken Nene hugged Hanbei tightly.
It came true...
Of Nene's countless prayers while she cleansed herself with cold
water, one of them had finally been heard by the heavens.
"Nene-sama, Manase-sama, please tell me what has happened."
"Hanbei-sama! If you don't hurry and stop Hime-sama, things are
going to get bad!"
Behind Nene, there was a heavily built man with a single namban
monocle and a blonde haired sister with a cross hanging on her
chest. The sister explained "After losing both Sagara-sama and
Akechi-sama at the same time, Hime-sama lost her senses. Though
it's just desserts for those monks who are so arrogant to take up
arms and challenge the Oda clan, for the dream of conquering the
world, Hime-sama's plan of burning Mount Hiei is just too reckless!"
The man wearing a monocle was the merchant, Imai Sougyu.
"I've heard that Mount Hiei holds the highest place of learning in
Buddhism in all of Japan. We can't just burn the valuable treasures
full of knowledge. Even though the monks at Mount Hiei have
forgotten their place and taken up arms, we can just disarm them!"
The sister was Louis Frois, who had permission to build Namban
churches in Kyoto.
The two of them had rushed over after hearing Nobuna's sudden
change, planning to drop by Myoukaku Temple to talk with Sagara
Yoshiharu before going to meet Nobuna. Instead, they learned of
Yoshiharu's death from Nene.
"Hanbei-dono, no matter what, please persuade Hime-sama!"
"Everyone, tell me all that has happened while I was
unconscious!"
The crafty Hanbei instantly understood what had happened and
what may happen in the future.
Whether it was the result of Manase Belchior's treatment or
Nene's prayers that moved the heavens, the fever that had tortured
Hanbei was totally gone and Hanbei had a clear head now.
"I understand. Everyone, we need to go to the front camp now to
rectify Nobuna-sama's misunderstanding."
"Misunderstanding?"
"According to my deductions, Yoshiharu-sama did not die at
Mizusaka Ridge."
"What is this about, Hanbei-dono?" Nene asked loudly.
"I will explain to Nobuna-sama the specifics. Nene-sama, please
wait here for Yoshiharu-sama's return... Yoshiharu-sama will
definitely return!"
Caressing the shivering Nene's hair as she mumbled, "Onii-sama
is still alive...?", Hanbei smiled.
"Of course, because Yoshiharu-sama isn't a bad guy who would
suddenly die and abandon such a cute sister."
Part 3
The preparations for burning Mount Hiei had been completed.
Half of the Oda army, under the command of Niwa Nagahide,
Shibata Katsuie and Maeda Inuchiyo, was stationed at Sakamoto
facing Mount Hiei. In truth, they were chased away by Matsunaga
Hisahide because she rejected the plan to burn Mount Hiei.
The rest of the army was concentrated at Kyoto, at Nobuna's base
on Mica Slope.
The night's air was dry and windy.
The conditions were ideal for a fire.
Nobuna sat on the bench in her base, silently staring at the map in
front of her.
Time had not yet healed the wound on her abdomen, and
occasionally a surge of pain washed over her. Nobuna however
could no longer distinguish whether this pain was sent from the
wound, or from her own heart.
Matsunaga Hisahide stayed at Nobuna's side like a mother and
fed her the drug frequently.
"The preparations are all finished. We will reduce Mount Hiei to
ashes tonight, Nobuna-sama; please give the order."
"....Dearuka."
Hisahide did not change Nobuna totally into her puppet like she
did with Kuchiki Shinano, because if she did so she would destroy
Nobuna's heart. Hisahide, who doted on Nobuna like her own
daughter, refused do that to her.
But Hisahide pressed the confused and hurting Nobuna to keep
taking the drug, calling it a "painkiller", as she whispered words of
vengeance.
"Let all people of the world know there aren't any gods or
Buddhas. Burn Mount Hiei to a pile of ashes."
"We must kill all those fallen monks who treat women as if they
aren't human, kill all of them."
"Those enemies who had taken your beloved, we need to let them
know their foolishness for defying the conqueror of the world. We
must make them regret being born into this world."
With these poisonous words she had stolen Nobuna's will,
unintentionally making her little more than a puppet.
If this continued, Nobuna's heart would be consumed by this drug
Hisahide prepared. Eventually, she would become a puppet without
any sense of self.
But Hisahide, seeing Nobuna as her own daughter, was overcome
with the desire to heal Nobuna's feelings and blinded to her actions.
I don't know how to truly heal Nobuna's great suffering, but I can at
least make it my mission to kill off all of her enemies. Hisahide could
only think.
But, Nobuna was trapped by the pain and sadness of losing both
Yoshiharu and Mitsuhide and an immense fury towards Asai
Hisamasa's betrayal that led to their deaths.
It's all fine now... The dream of conquering the world, or the dream
of sailing the world... Without Saru and Juubei, there is no longer any
meaning to those dreams anymore.
"Come, Nobuna-sama. Take these corrupt monks who used
Buddhism to do whatever they want and plunge them into the depths
of despair. Whether it's Asai Asakura who stole your beloved from
you, or those fallen monks, burn all of them right now. Please give
the order for the attack!"
Nobuna, caressed by the smiling Hisahide thought, Yes... Those
bastards who stole my most important person... those companions
that shared my dream... If I don't kill them all... the revenge for Saru
and Juubei... I can't take it anymore..., her heart was slowly sinking
into darkness.
Nobuna's cold eyes lost their focus as she glanced at the sky as
she mumbled.
".....Troops, burn... Mount Hiei..."
Just at that instant when Nobuna gave the order to attack,
"PLEASE WAIT!!!"
Takenaka Hanbei ran into the camp gasping for breath.
Accompanying her were Imai Sougyu and Frois.
"Nobuna-sama! Mount Hiei is both this country's ancient authority
and symbol of Buddhism throughout Japan. If we set it ablaze, all the
Buddhist communities will rise up against Nobuna-sama! And, if we
were seen as enemies to the Osaka Honneko temple, which has a
shocking amount of worshipers, then Nobuna-sama's dream of
conquering the world will be delayed at least 10 years!"
Hanbei, who had rarely ever been brave, tried her best to
persuade Nobuna, resolving to stake her life on her decision.
"And if you do that, you will lose the support of the people! Though
it's a fact that those monks have fallen to a hopeless level, the
common people do not know of this! They... They will just see
Nobuna-sama as a cruel sixth demon lord who killed the buddha!
And the Tendaizasu of Mount Hiei is the elder brother of Himikosama, if you burn Mount Hiei, the kingdom will lose their trust in
Nobuna-sama too! All of Japan will treat Nobuna-sama as an
enemy!"
Nobuna looks at Hanbei's face wordlessly.
She still can't think properly.
....Am I still wandering in the dream world....? Or... But... Enough,
Things like Tenka Fubu... it's already... meaningless... If I don't have
the ambition for Tenka Fubu, Saru or Juubei won't die... If I don't...
act now... Saru and Juubei's revenge.....
Nobuna, her mind clouded with drugs, had lost normal decisionmaking skills.
That which controlled Nobuna now was only her tremendous fury.
"Nobuna-sama! Please wake up!"
Hisahide narrowed her eyes and scolded Hanbei, "Shut your
mouth, this battle is to take revenge for your master, Sagara
Yoshiharu."
But Hanbei did not stay silent.
"Matsunaga-sama, the one who should shut up is you! I noticed
just now what you have been feeding Nobuna-sama. Nobuna-sama
isn't your puppet!"
"It's just medicine to kill the pain, but... This medicine cannot heal
the pain in Nobuna's heart. If Nobuna-sama doesn't kill off all of her
enemies, her pain will never go away!"
Dearuka... As expected, this is... a continuation of the nightmare
too.... Nobuna thought dreamily.
"....When once you served Miyoshi Nagayoshi-sama, you fed your
master huge amounts of drugs, then coerced the confused
Nagayoshi-sama to kill off those retainers who were loyal to him!
Maybe, you already have plans to kill Shibata-sama, Niwa-sama and
the aide Inuchiyo-sama? After finishing this battle and burning Mount
Hiei, you will continue to isolate Nobuna-sama.... That is not an act
of loyalty!"
Matsunaga Hisahide snorts at Hanbei's words, coldly replying, "I'm
confused by what you said. Isn't it the responsibility of a servant to
reduce the master's pain?"
"Those are two different matters! We should bet our own lives to
stop our master when she starts walking onto the wrong path. This is
the responsibility of us retainers as well! And, though I don't know if
Akechi-sama is safe, Yoshiharu-sama wasn't killed by the Shikigamis
at Mizusaka Ridge!"
Nobuna-sama's face changed to shock.
Is this a dream... A continuation of a dream...? Or... reality....?
They seem to be saying things like Yoshiharu is still alive,
If that's true... I hope this is reality,
But, Nobuna no longer held the courage to believe that this was
reality.
If once again she could sigh, "I am really happy." and show her
relief to live in such a world, someone whispered to her again, "It's all
a dream."... She didn't want to experience that despair again.
Scared, I'm so scared...
"....Saru is still living... What is going on?"
"I, Hanbei couldn't go along with Yoshiharu-sama due to my
illness, so, I asked Zenki-sama to take care of him before he went
out. And, Goemon also went along with him to save Asai Nagamasasama. Hattori Hanzou himself was inside the back troops Yoshiharusama was leading in the 'Retreat of Kanegasaki'. After that,
Matsudaira-sama and Akechi-sama went to rescue Yoshiharu-sama
and witnessed Yoshiharu's death... With these clues, the mystery is
now solved!"
".....Mystery?"
"Yoshiharu-sama was born and lived in a peaceful era without any
wars, and thus is a very kind and gentle person. He isn't someone
who could coldly watch his important companions die one by one
without doing anything. But, he also isn't one who would throw away
his own life to protect his important companions, least of all his most
precious Hime-sama. This person is someone who never gives up.
An insatiable, greedy person; no matter what, he will grab it with his
hands! So....."
Nobuna is confused.
Hanbei's words, were they spoken in reality, or... As expected, this
was still a dream.
Maybe, the wishes in her heart became the form of Hanbei,
consoling her with false hope.
Or maybe,
Just maybe....
"Nobuna-sama, in the kouga ninja arts there was a trick named
'Finely Hidden'. Rumor has it that in this trick a substitute is used to
replace the master, and that substitute is blown to pieces for his own
master, a cruel ninja art. Because the substitute was blown to
pieces, there would be no way to see the real identity of the body.
Tsuchimikado would never do such a thing like blowing up
Yoshiharu-sama, who could be exchanged for a reward, so I think
Hanzou-sama hid the fact of blowing up Yoshiharu's substitute. Of
course, Yoshiharu-sama would never do a cruel thing like asking one
of his companion die for him, but luckily there was someone very
suitable for this task inside the back troops. He is..."
Hanbei took out a talisman and threw it into the air in front of
Nobuna.
Shikigami, summon.
Zenki with his fox face appeared in front of Nobuna.
"Oh, isn't this the Oda clan's Hime-sama?" Zenki knelt down onto
the floor.
"Ahh, it's as Hanbei-dono said, even if I am blown to pieces, I
won't die at all. So I performed this 'Finely Hidden' trick together with
Hanzou, to see if we could deceive that Tsuchimikado. Thanks to
Akechi Mitsuhide's sudden appearance, Tsuchimikado's attention
was drawn away and the trick worked, it seems."
Nobuna still muttered, "This is a dream, I'm deceiving myself with
another dream.", and didn't seem to believe it at all.
".....Saru is still alive...? Th... Then why didn't someone report to
me immediately?"
"Ohh, my master, Hanbei-dono had been unconscious all this
while, and I can't materialize here without being summoned, so we
couldn't report even if we wanted to.
"If this isn't a dream... then where is Hattori Hanzou....? Where is
Takechiyo....? Why didn't anyone tell me anything... those two....?"
"I'm afraid Hattori Hanzou-sama hid the 'Finely Hidden' trick while
in the midst of the enemy territory. It's likely he only revealed the
truth once he had escorted his master safely back to Kyoto." Hanbei
said.
"....If that's the case, where are they now... Takechiyo....?"
"Yes, Matsudaira-dono is someone who cherishes her friends, so
I'm afraid that she set out immediately to save Yoshiharu-sama
hidden in the ground after hearing the truth. Now she must be
leading quite an amount of troops in the mountains of western Omi."
"....Really... Is that true....?"
Matsunaga Hisahide scolded, "Aren't all of these merely your
deductions?"
Before Hanbei could respond, a new voice cut through the
discussion.
"Yes, yes, it's like this~! Because we were in a hurry, we forgot to
leave a letter to Kichi-nee-san to say the truth~"
"...Hattori Hanzou, here! It was quite a hassle, but because the
back troops who had returned to Kyoto safely immediately
volunteered to join us in our rescue mission, our mission has now
been accomplished!"
"I...I...I...I...I'm so sorry, Kichi-nee-san! So many things had
happened. I had not even brought any troops from Kyoto over to
Mizusaka Ridge previously."
The tanuki eared Matsudaira Motoyasu and the darkly attired
Hattori Hanzou had returned to the camp.
And right at their heels,
"You've done it, commander! We had always believed in you!"
"Until the commander returns to Hime-sama, he is invincible!"
"We of the back troops, a total of 150 surviving, are now
commander's loyal retainers!"
"From now on, our lives are tied to your will, commander
Yoshiharu!"
"Ohoh, you finally survived back to Kyoto!"
It's these idiots who have miraculously survived through the
"Retreat of Kanegasaki" yet returned to western Omi without rest to
save Yoshiharu.
These were the companions from the back troops.
All of them had countless wounds on them, but their expressions
were as bright as the sun.
"The mission with our lives on the line has finally finished!"
"We finally let Hime-sama and commander Yoshiharu survive and
meet again in this world!"
"Those companions who died must be feeling elated too."
Each and every one, their faces were filled with cheerfulness and
satisfaction.
But....
"It's fake... This is a dream. I... had a very similar dream just
recently, didn't I? I know. This is a dream. This is just a dream... No
words can describe it, it's still all dark. So this is it, this is a dream
that I wish for... A dream that would never happen... Hope that was
lost, a future that will never come... This is just that...."
Nobuna still can't wake up from the dream world alone.
And....
"Ah, as expected... This is a dream."
From these sweaty men, a young man that was in even more
tatters than the rest of them walked in front of Nobuna.
"Hurry and kiss Hime-sama, commander!"
"It's good to be young! It's good to be young!"
"I know I know! You guys, stop this plan of burning Mount Hiei right
now!"
Sagara.... Yoshiharu...
A dream, it can't be anything else...
But,
Even if it's a dream, an illusion...
It's okay if it's fake...
Even if I can't wake up anymore, even if my body was destroyed...
Even if that happens, all of it doesn't matter.
Even that, is a good thing.
I almost can't see through my tears.
Even so, I wish to meet this man again.
"...I, am still dreaming. Saru should have died and not come back
anymore..."
"Oi, Nobuna? Why are your eyes so misty!? What is going on, it's
me! Sagara Yoshiharu!? Hi, it's me. ME! OI!"
"....Dream? A dream again... Uhh, Uhh...."
"Anyway, Nobuna....? What is with you, why do you look so sad?
Your appearance is weird!? Don't tell me, don't tell me you are
regretting again!? Or, or you are crying because you regret the
decision to kiss with me!?"
Yoshiharu walked nearer.
A step,
And another step.
Just like a real living Yoshiharu,
If this is a dream, let me never wake up forever.... Nobuna prayed.
"Huh... To close your eyes, Oi Nobuna, open your eyes!"
With a *piak*, her face was slapped.
Strange, this was a dream, yet it feels painful.... Nobuna felt
strange.
"Yoshiharu-sama, Nobuna-sama drank too much of the drug that
Matsunaga-sama prepared. She seems to not be able to distinguish
her dreams from reality... But, I believe if it's Yoshiharu-sama, you
will definitely be able to bring Nobuna-sama back to the real world,
*Sob*Sob*" Hanbei informed Yoshiharu.
"Geez, I tried my best and finally returned here after all that
trouble, but there's no helping it! Ok, Nobuna! In the western
fairytales, a sleeping beauty can only be woken up with a prince's
kiss! Well, though I'm a monkey prince from the monkey country....."
Eh...?
This is...
Don't tell me, he wants to kiss me?
His lips are getting nearer...
Wait,
Wait a minute...
There's still so many people watching, and at such a place,
Ah....
But because this is a dream, so it does not matter.
Even if I kiss Yoshiharu, no one will blame me, right?
So...
So... Anything he wants then.
"....."
Nobuna did not resist.
Closing her eyes, she waits for Yoshiharu's lips
"Go! Commander! Go! Commander!"
Those companions from the back troops started cheering.
"Nobuna? N...Not running away? Th...there's no helping it then... If
that's the case... I'm taking the reward!"
At that instant when their lips were about to touch,
Inhale*
The overly anxious Yoshiharu did a big sneeze.
...
Uwahh?
This... This stench is....?
Takoyaki....!?
"Isn't this... This isn't the Saru from my dream!? The Yoshiharu in
my dreams will never have such a nauseating stench from his mouth
just before kissing!"
In Nobuna's vision, though she still wandered in a dark dream, a
light appeared in an instant.
It took the shape of "Smelly Saru with takoyaki".
"What is most unacceptable is that piece of vegetable stuck
between Saru's front teeth; that's the worst!" The emptiness inside
Nobuna from Hisahide's drug disappeared in that instant.
This isn't a dream!?
So...So as to say... This fellow is the real Saru, and those "Go!"
"Go for it!" "Kiss her!" soldiers are all... real!?!?
Nobuna's pale face flushed bright red immediately.
"Eh....EHHHHHH!?"
Bham*
Nobuna who had regained her consciousness hurriedly gave
Yoshiharu's nose a headbutt.
"Ow...Ouchhhhh!? What the hell are you doing!?"
Without any lapse, Yoshiharu's nostrils were pierced with two
fingers.
"GO AND DIEEEEEEE!"
And then,
"To try to steal my lips when I'm not conscious, you ERO-SARU!"
"If we do that now, we can't hide it from the retainers!" Nobuna
fiercely released a combo technique towards Yoshiharu.
First, she gave Yoshiharu's right face a tight slap.
Piak*
"Wait... It's me, I'm just taking the reward as per promised....."
But, these words were totally useless in front of Nobuna's combo.
"Sh...SHUT UP! In the teachings of Christianity, isn't it said that if
your right cheek is hit, then you present your left!? So, prepare
yourself to be beaten up obediently!"
Yoshiharu's left face received a slap soon.
"Nobuna-sama? That isn't what that means... Vio...Violence isn't
good."
Frois ran over in a hurry and hugged Yoshiharu.
"Frois-chan! This violent woman is too much! I just wanted the
promised reward... Why did I have to go through such a thing!? Ahh,
this world is full of darkness....!"
"It's alright now, Yoshiharu, it's alright now."
Watching Yoshiharu use Frois's well endowed body to comfort
himself, Nobuna believed it in an instant.
This is it.
This is without doubt, the real and only world.
Because... In the dream, Saru will only look at me.
But... The real Saru is a hopeless fellow who is obsessed over
Riku and Frois' cow-like breasts!
So, there's a need to discipline him!
"This ero-saru, hurry and get away from Frois!"
"Don't wanna! You will never understand. I, who was cheated by
you who renegade on your promises! As the replacement for your
lips, I want to be nursed by Frois's warm breasts, like a baby!"
"Um, Yoshiharu-sama? Pl...Please don't rub my breasts like
this...."
"Uwahhh! What are you doing, traitor! Pervert! HURRY AND GET
THE HELL AWAY FROM FROIS'S BREAST NOWWWWWW!"
Without thinking, Nobuna sent a kick to the twisting ass of
Yoshiharu as she tried to suppress the urge to cry out.
This isn't a dream.
This isn't a dream!
It's true!
The real Yoshiharu had returned!
"You did it commander! Right after getting beaten by Hime-sama,
you dove straight into sister-sama's breasts, what a high standard!!!"
"As expected from the world's no 1 pervert!"
"This is Sagara Yoshiharu!"
"You guys, control yourself, we are still holding a military meeting!"
At this time...
"Wait a minute! The one who saved gorilla-senpai and allowed him
to scrape through is me, Juubei Mitsuhide! Everyone, why have you
forgotten all about Mitsuhide!?"
That wide forehead.
The kumquat that had served as an accessory was missing, most
likely eaten due to thirst during the journey,
Akechi Juubei Mitsuhide kicked away the back troops soldiers as if
she were walking through nothing and forcefully came in between
Frois and Yoshiharu.
"....Juubei!? You're still alive too!?"
"What is with 'too', Nobuna-sama! The useless Hattori Hanzou let
gorilla-senpai stay underground and retreated from Mizusaka Ridge,
I, Mitsuhide replaced him to help gorilla-senpai! Without this genius
Juubei Mitsuhide, senpai would already be a corpse buried in the
ground!"
Hanzou was taken aback. "Don't tell me, you survived after
dropping into such a huge crack... Even seasoned ninjas will most
likely perish after experiencing such a situation... The tenacity of
Akechi Mitsuhide is as terrifying as that of a roach."
"Maybe, this lass had some strange destiny awaiting her!?"
Hanzou mumbled with a rare frightened expression.
"Well, those back troops soldiers that disguised themselves as
escapee hunters did help me and senpai who were hiding in the
cave, so I won't pursue the matter of Hanzou and Matsudaira-dono
abandoning Mitsuhide and running off by themselves."
Exactly, those escapee hunters who attacked Mitsuhide and
Yoshiharu in the cave were actually those companions that had
escaped back to Kyoto but headed back in, led by Hanzou and
Matsudaira. Their speech had been covered with the Owari accent,
but Mitsuhide and Yoshiharu had not noticed that at all, most likely
due to the seriousness of the situation.
The experts that were standing at the forefront of the group were
ninjas from the Hattori squad.
Were those people hiding in the caves real, or were they a trap?
To confirm this, they had to act like escapee hunters to the end.
The companions from the back troops started whispering to each
other.
"Damn it, we didn't notice it was the two of them at the start, but
now it's just like we're peeking."
"We noticed that only in the middle... that it was the two of them."
"Though we don't know how, the atmosphere seemed strange.
Without knowing it, we let them continue on."
"What a waste, if we waited just a little more, Uwahahaha."
"If I'd have know that earlier, I wouldn't have acted in such a
humiliating monkey play no matter what... I regret it! You guys, forget
all of it!"
"It's right there in our heads, and we will never forget it,
UWAHAHAHA!"
"Precisely, so don't mind us at all."
"You guys! That was all a fake! FORGET ALL OF IT NOW! If you
dare leak out even a word, I will kill all of you!"
Under Mitsuhide fierce stare, they became silent and shivered.
"Monkey play... What kind of play is that...?" Nobuna can't help but
feel curious, but, it does not matter anymore.
It's not a dream. The real Yoshiharu and Mitsuhide survived and
have come back to my side. That alone is enough.
"So I say, Nobuna, hurry and stop this plan of burning Mount Hiei!
As you've seen, both Juubei and I are alive and well! I'll say this first,
we are not ghosts or illusions or anything like that!"
"Ahh...Hmmm."
Yoshiharu's voice awakened the moved Nobuna and, straightening
her back, she slowly stood up from the bench.
"Anyway, I went berserk just now so suddenly, but I had promised
Saru! Kiss... Nan...The Nanban word is kiss, right? If... If I don't kiss
with him...."
Though she wants to fulfill the promise right now and kiss
Yoshiharu, the retainers are all watching from the side. "T...To think
that my lips will be stolen by this Saru... St...Stop joking... I don't
wanna, but since I've promised him... And without Saru's back
troops, we would all have been killed... But, but like I thought, if it's
not when we're alone...."
Nobuna held back her tears, forcing down the urge to hug
Yoshiharu.
"NOOOO! Now I must concentrate and try to break out of this
situation. Giving Saru his reward... That can wait till we are alone!"
Everyone was cheering, "Come and cry it out, hurry and cry it out,
hug Saru now." As blood rushed towards her head and everyone is
staring... "How can I cry out now!"
The urge to hug Yoshiharu tightly and cry into his chest was so
strong that it's almost unbearable, but she must endure it. Nobuna
bit her lips.
"....Hm...Hmph! Even so, as expected of Saru, you are much more
capable in the wilderness!"
"Idiot! How can I die so simply like that!"
Yoshiharu laughed.
That vegetable that was jammed between his front teeth was
revealed again.
Comparing this to Asai Nagamasa's elegant smile was like
comparing shit to a moon. "Of course Yoshiharu is the shit.", the
difference is obvious; he had no relationship whatsoever with the
word "elegance".
Maybe, the real Saru... She can't help but think.
He's totally different from the Yoshiharu in my dreams.
"So disgusting..." Nobuna mumbled as her face blushed.
"Eh? What did you say? I'm sorry but I didn't hear it!"
"I said, you are getting more disgusting every time I look!"
"What a totally uncalled for criticism and malicious tongue... But,
it's the normal Oda Nobuna once again, ahh, that's good!"
Looking at Yoshiharu's energetic smiling face,
Nobuna's body... She felt a warm strength flowing out from the
depths of her body, and was filled with that strength.
She was right in the middle of a crisis, pinned down at Mount Hiei,
but...
There was not a trace of fear in Nobuna's heart.
With this, she could finally live with Yoshiharu in the same world. A
dream had been fulfilled.
Though it's a crisis, I'm no longer alone now.
At this world, I've met someone that will be with me.
With just this thought,
She felt an inexhaustible strength.
She felt she could, and she would definitely break through this
dangerous situation.
".....Nobuna-sama, this is for soothing the senses, please drink
this."
Matsunaga Hisahide held out the drug slowly to Nobuna's lips, but
Yoshiharu shouted, "Wait, wait!" and snatched the drug away.
"Hisahide! Don't let Nobuna drink such a weird medicine from now
on! Before meeting me, wasn't Nobuna in a dazed state!? Your
medicine is too suspicious!"
"Saru, without Danjo's medicine, I would have died from the
gunshot wound. I might have drank too much, but don't pursue the
matter on my account."
"If you say so. Ok, Hisahide. Please don't do such a dangerous
thing from now on!"
"Understood... Nobuna-sama isn't someone I can manipulate."
After being scolded by Yoshiharu, the stunned Hisahide obediently
admitted her mistake and retreated. This gave Yoshiharu a shock.
".....Nobuna-sama is a strong child, and... It seems she found a
'medicine' far stronger than my Persian drug, huh? The medicine I've
prepared is totally useless, hoho."
"Huh? Nobuna's medicine? What do you mean?"
".....Geez... What a blockhead!"
Hisahide refused to continue, buttoning her mouth closed.
"Wait, it's not what you think, don't say anymore, Danjo!" Nobuna
rushed to stop Hisahide.
With this, the plan to burn Mount Hiei was stopped.
Nobuna then immediately called back the retainers that were
chased out of the camp.
"Sa...Sa...Sa...Saru, Mi...Mi...Mitsuhide are still alive? Ah, Ah,
Legs, yes, are there legs?"
While crying and trembling, they confirmed that Yoshiharu and
Mitsuhide had legs.
"Yesyesyes, they are alive! If that's the case, you... Hurry and stop
Hime's berserk actions!"
"Hurray! Not a ghost, not a ghost!" Shibata Katsuie was so happy
that she started waving her arms and legs in a wild, uncoordinated
dance. Because she was a bit too happy though, she ended up
kicking away the soldiers beside her.
"From now on, we need to negotiate with Mount Hiei. We aren't
out of this crisis... But just from seeing both of your expressions,
hmmm. Full points." Niwa Nagahide said with a quiet laugh. Her
eyes hide traces of barely held tears.
"....I'm hungry... Kumquat, lemme eat it."
Inuchiyo reached out her hand towards Mitsuhide's accessory, but
Mitsuhide shouted, "N.O.P.E!" and rejected immediately.(!)
After that, Yoshiharu was able to persuade them to make up.
With this, other than Goemon who was rescuing the imprisoned
Nagamasa and Nobusumi, all the retainers of the Oda clan had
finally reunited at Nobuna's side.
"Everyone! Though I want to celebrate Saru and Juubei's return,
we are still pinned down by the Asai Asakura allied forces! If this
goes on, the Miyoshi and Rokoku clans will definitely attack Kyoto
from behind. Once the shogun Imagawa Yoshimoto is captured, we
lose! Are there any good plans?"
"Once it starts snowing, the Asakura troops will have no choice but
to retreat back to Echizen..." Yoshiharu nodded and said.
"Compared to Shikoku, the Miyoshi clan is more likely to advance
from Settsu. At the same time, Kouga will lead the Rokoku to attack
Southern Omi, sealing off our main path connecting Kyoto and
Mino." Imai Sougyu explained. His information came from his rival,
Tsuda Soukyu. Though Tsuda Soukyu had once used Konoe
Sakihisa's plan to defeat Nobuna, he was currently supporting
Nobuna's actions outwardly, but this may all have been a farce to
hide his own ambitions.
"Dearuka, though it's regrettable that we fell into the enemy's
trap... now isn't the time to regret. What we should do now is lure the
Asai and Asakura allied forces out from Mount Hiei and battle it out
with them, but these irritating fellows are being difficult."
"Uwahhh, don't tell me I can never return to Mikawa!?"
"Don't worry, Takechiyo, I will break out of this situation no matter
what."
"Though we may say that, we are out of options if this goes on. 20
points."
Just when all of them are thinking about a way.....
"Mount Hiei's missionary request an audience!"
"By the request of Tendaizasu to protect Mount Hiei, I, Shougakuin
Gousei am here to seek a surrender from these female warriors!"
A heavy-set man appeared, a noxious stench of alcohol emanating
from his whole body.
"That fellow tried to ambush us in the night but was defeated by
Katsuie, and then escaped back to Mount Hiei."
"Using the rule of 'Prohibiting girls' as a shield and not knowing
any shame, what a rough and cowardly man. 0 points."
"Just what does he think girls are!? Unforgivable!"
Though Nobuna and the rest put on a disgruntled expression,
Gousei started talking seemingly without a care in the world.
"What a chaotic era this is, what anarchy, unclean girls holding
weapons and fighting with men... How regrettable and pathetic."
Gousei said such things and rejected the tea brought forth by
Inuchiyo, bluntly saying once more, "Unclean."
"...If that's so, please eat some Uiroumochi." Inuchiyo endured as
she held up the plate.
"It might be poisoned." Gousei kicked the plate away, not even
wanting to touch it with his hands, and continued bellowing like he
didn't care about the situation.
"Asai Hisamasa-dono and Asakura Yoshikage-dono could not
tolerate your actions of burning the holy Mount Hiei. Oda Nobuna,
I'm now giving you the chance to surrender to us. State your
conditions."
"He's just a missionary, yet he knows no shame...." Katsuie
whispered to Yoshiharu at her side.
Nobuna replied with a composed face. "Rather than surrendering,
how about we negotiate on equal terms!? We have a few conditions
on our side."
"First, hand over Sugitani Zenjuubou who tried to assassinate me.
It could hardly be pleasant if the rumors were to spread of an
assassin hiding in a holy mountain used by monks for training."
"Hmph, that is impossible. That useless Sugitani Zenjuubou has
been exiled from Mount Hiei. We do not know where he has gone."
"Dearuka. Well, I don't really care about that fellow, but there is no
leeway in the next three conditions."
"What!? But, I will listen to you nevertheless, Uwahahahaha."
"First, give us that Omyouji who acts like a thief, sneaking into the
'Retreat of Kanegasaki' and almost killing Saru and Juubei, that
Tsuchimikado!"
"....Hmph... I see, It's okay, if it's just handing him over."
He agreed rather easily... Maybe there's a trap somewhere...?
Nobuna started to have doubts, but now isn't the time to hesitate.
"Second, Mount Hiei must sign an agreement to never help the
Asai and Asakura clans, and will disarm all monks from this day forth
and return the disciples back to the original tasks of a monk."
"What is this, disarm!? Are you an idiot? How is that sort of thing
possible!?"
"Refusing is not an option! Originally, monks should not take up
arms. Isn't your job to worship Buddha and save the common folk to
get closer to the essence of Buddhism? If you love fights, how about
you go become a soldier!? As a soldier, I will not object to you going
to war for the conquest of unifying the world. Those men who are not
willing to stop being a monk, yet still want to wave weapons around,
you guys are just too shameful!"
The female warriors of the Oda clan stare at Gousei silently.
"Uwahh, what is with this pressure, just a few of them were able to
produce such an immense pressure." Gousei replied with difficulty,
his face breaking out in a sweat.
"Do you agree? If you don't disarm completely and stop supporting
both the Asai and Asakura, you monks will be burned to ashes! This
is not a threat! It's a final warning!"
"You truly mean that the Monks will not spared?"
"You are monks in appearance, but aren't you guys just soldiers
grouped together and pretending to be monks!? Waging war means
people die, no matter what side they're on! To us warriors, we are
betting our own lives on this battle! Just attacking us one-sidedly,
daring us to retaliate so you can use your bullshit reasoning, saying
we were disrespectful towards Buddha; we don't take that kind of
bullshit here!"
"But... Monks without any weapons who have not broken any
rules, monks that are high in moral values should be plentiful on
Mount Hiei, shouldn't they?"
In actual fact, we chased away all those monks when they started
lecturing us... Gousei thought in his heart, as his tone can't help but
shake a bit.
But, the next words from Nobuna gave Gousei an even bigger
shock.
"Those monks who ignored all your wrongs for all these years,
they are all guilty!"
"Yo...You really don't you have any respect towards Buddhism, do
you!? You deserve heavenly punishment, you brat!"
"Wrong! What I don't respect are those hypocrites and despicable
bastards who hide behind the symbol of Buddhism as they do all
kinds of bad things! If there really is a God or Buddha, they will never
punish me for punishing these villains for them."
"That's why I say... It's because you have ideas like that that we
reason with you at all..." Gousei mumbled.
"Then, this is the last condition! This is the most important one, I'll
never compromise on this."
"There is more!? What is it this time, what's the third condition?"
"The place to sign the peace agreement must be at... The main
hall of Mount Hiei! I will personally go into Mount Hiei and sign it!"
"That is the one thing I could never allow!!" Gousei shouted with
fury as he stood up violently.
"Stop joking, you damn brat! You namban lover and punishment
deserving fool! The main hall is a holy place that has housed and
worshipped the 'Holy Flame' for several centuries. To Mount Hiei, it's
like the heart, the most holy place of all! IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO
ALLOW UNCLEAN WOMEN IN IT!"
Part 4
Negotiations broke down.
"What the hell are you doing? It's just a little more, isn't it ok if I
sign the agreement on your behalf?"
"Shut up Saru. A guy like you won't understand, but doing things
like prohibiting women in this new era that has accepted namban
culture... We will be too outdated if we continue treating women as
unclean! That fallen monk's expression seemed to say, 'Ahh,
because of all the female warriors, the air here had become dirty...',
and it pisses me off. I can't help it if I just subconsciously add
another condition!"
"Setting a new condition subconsciously!? Control yourself a little;
if this goes on, our efforts at the 'Retreat of Kanegasaki' will be
wasted!"
Gousei interrupted without a trace of fear, "Inferior women will
never enter the main hall, on this I will never compromise. If you
don't like it, feel free to cut off my head, but can you girls do it?
Uwahahahaha!" while looking at Nobuna and Yoshiharu's couple
quarrel.
"Though I can understand Hime-sama's feelings, it won't be good
if the negotiations break down, 8 points."
"They are the monks of the holy Mount Hiei, but to enforce a rule
like prohibiting women, they are totally treating us like fools! Even if
they are disarmed now, they might rise up and become our enemy
again using the reason of prohibiting women. We should just burn
them after all!"
"Actually, this incident was caused by the Asai and Asakura clan
using this rule of Mount Hiei. So, as long as this rule exist, Mount
Hiei will very likely be the base for any anti-Nobuna forces... But,
burning them isn't good... *Sob*Sob*."
"....These monks, they dare say Inuchiyo's tiger hat is unclean...
Unforgivable!"
"These monks seem to be quite stubborn~ Kichi-nee-san too is
known for her stubbornness~ How troubling~"
"There's a saying between merchants, 'For profits, it's okay even if
the conditions are disadvantageous'. Right now, peace is our most
important objective. The last condition is too forceful."
"Both in Europe and Japan, why does the religious world treat
women to be unclean? Maybe it's because women possess breasts?
The expression of Gousei when he is looking at my breasts seems to
say 'The servant of demons', full of fear and hatred; it makes me so
scared... *Shiver*Shiver*"
"They know nothing about us yet treat women as unclean. These
bastard monks don't even have the respect to let us kill them. Since
this is so troublesome, allow me to poison them all."
"T...Th...Though I don't really understand the situation, what is
everyone doing now? Uhh...Uhhhhhhh....."
The opinions are totally divided.
And to the wary Gousei, Hisahide's special skill of seduction was
useless as well.
Yoshiharu, who was knowledgeable about the sengoku games
was also troubled by the rule of prohibiting women.
If there were no cute girls or big-breasted girls in the world, even
the perverted Yoshiharu might not survive a day, so he could not
comprehend the ancient views that women were unclean at all.
Nobuna, whose perfectionist mindset had surpassed others by
300 years could not suppress her feelings of wanting to both disarm
Mount Hiei and, at the same time, remove the rule that prohibited
women on the mountain.
"If...If that's the case, we won't get anywhere if Gousei dislikes
women. So, why don't the bishoujos of the Oda clan serve them to
let them change their impression on us?"
Katsuie actually voiced her ridiculous idea, and Yoshiharu was
instantly excited, replying "Good idea, everyone can cosplay as
bunny girls, mikos and maids to serve those monks! I can have
some good eye candy too!"
Nobuna rejected loudly, "Huh? Miko? Maido!? Won't that be
conquering the world using seduction!? If we really do it, the images
of self-respecting female warriors everywhere will… "
"Uwahhh.... I'm so sorry, so sorry Hime-sama! I...I...I... didn't mean
to suggest things like conquering the world using seduction!"
With teary eyes, Katsuie seems about to burst into tears as
Yoshiharu continued saying.
"....This isn't good. Nobuna, don't worry about the rule! They will
remove it by themselves around the Meiji era, so...!"
"Meiji? When will that be!?"
"Umm, around 300 years from now."
"Huh? Are you an idiot!? Do I look like I can I wait for 300 years? I
want to destroy this stupid rule now!"
"Uwahhh, aren't you greedy!?"
Gousei, who had been silently sitting to the side, stood up.
Most likely he was afraid that the female warriors present would
turn him into a hostage.
"Uwahahaha! It's about time for me to go. If you want to force us to
remove our rule of prohibiting women, we might as well get burnt to
ashes! Come at us then!"
At this time.
Someone unexpected... The sister Frois tugged at Gousei's
sleeves with all her efforts and refused to let go.
"Please wait! Please talk again with Nobuna-sama! If this goes on,
Mount Hiei will...."
"Ohhhh!? A priestess from the evil sects of namban? But, these
shockingly big breasts... Ahhhh, don't touch me, DON'T TOUCH ME!
My power... My power will be sucked away!"
Gousei kept shouting, "Ohhhh, let me go, let me go!" and seemed
to dislike Frois a great deal. Sweat started flowing down his face;
Frois' call for reason seemed to have the exact opposite effect.
Just when Nobuna was preparing to give up...
"Oh hohohohoho! Nobuna-sama, you seem troubled. For a time
like this, please ask for this Seii Taishogun!"
The Seii Taishogun everyone had completely forgotten even
existed, Imagawa Yoshimoto elegantly appeared wearing sandals
commonly worn by mikos.
Nobuna stared at Yoshimoto, her face immediately clouding with
impatience.
"Huh? When did you change back to "warara"[3]? You are now my
puppet, yet you still put on such airs!"
"Ararararara, since I've become the Seii Taishogun, using warara
again is obvious! Actually, I should refer myself as "chin"[4], but since
I don't want to give Himiko-sama trouble, I will have to endure with
just "warara"!"
"You are really messed up in your usage of keigo!"
"Yes, that's it! At such a time, we can only rely on Himiko-sama's
decree!" Yoshiharu slapped his own leg.
"At such a time, even if all we have is this Imagawa Yoshimoto, it's
better than nothing!" Mitsuhide agreed as well.
Niwa Nagahide smiled and said, "As a missionary candidate, this
is brilliant. 80 points."
"There's no helping it... though I'm not expecting much of it."
Nobuna said.
"You guys can just wait here! I will use my godly negotiation skills
to get the decree! Ohohohoho!"
Imagawa Yoshimoto believed firmly that she could complete the
historic task of getting the royal decree herself.