Sagara Yoshiharu, Becoming the Harem's King

My name is Sagara Yoshiharu.

I'm just a normal high school student who loves Sengoku games,

but one day, when I came to my senses, I was in Sengoku Era

Japan, right in the middle of a battlefield.

Thankfully, I was saved by Kinoshita Tokichirou, the future

Toyotomi Hideyoshi who would rule the world. But who would have

thought that Tokichirou-jii-san would eat an arquebus bullet and die

on the spot.

What the hell is this? If Toyotomi Hideyoshi died when he was still

a nameless peon, wouldn't the whole history of Japan be rewritten!?

If the Sengoku Era never ends, what will this country become? To

stop history from dismantling, I would become this jii-san's

substitute!

So, I swore an oath to him.

I, Sagara Yoshiharu, in place of Tokichirou-jii-san will become

independent in this Sengoku Era, become a master of a province

and, after that, become extremely popular and build a harem! I must

become the king of a harem!

.....Eh, Eh?

Didn't something sound wrong? No no, you must have misheard

me. If one were to talk about Toyotomi Hideyoshi, everyone would

know they meant the great hero who loved girls in Japanese history.

When Toyotomi Hideyoshi was still young and didn't hold much

status, he was always called, "Saru! Saru!" by the noble girls and

played around like a fool. So, when he obtained the world, he started

gathering cute girls one by one from all of Japan and enjoyed the

dreamlike harem life of his. That's the biggest reason that he was

famous. But, he must have overdone it; it's pretty common for people

like him die young. But, to have reached the pinnacle of playing with

girls, as a man, he must have been satisfied and died without

regrets.

That honorable dream of Kinoshita Tokichirou, otherwise known as

Toyotomi Hideyoshi, I will obviously be the one to succeed it.

So, even if Sagara Yoshiharu was, say, in the palace of Osaka and

sitting in a throne imported from the namban, being served by

hundreds of girls wearing nekomimi maid outfits, there would be

totally, totally no problem with it!

My real name is Sagara Yoshiharu, but in Osaka, I'm called the

"Namban soccer god", and I am an extremely popular bastard

admired by tens of thousands of cute girls!

Yes, just like this, I had finally fulfilled the promise with Tokichiroujii-san!

It's... It's not like I'm sacrificing myself for Nobuna or something,

that's why I said, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!

These girls keep saying that they don't want me to go, and

there's... there's no helping it, so I have to reluctantly become the

king of the harem!

"Yoshiharu-sama, I want to be your concubine~nya."

"It's cheating to just have Hotaru! Suzume wants to be your

concubine too! I want to give birth to Yoshiharu-sama's babies~nya."

"ME TOO~!"

The extremely popular harem king's morning begins with me being

served like this by a hundred nekomimi ladies in maid outfits, all of

them crying "Please bless me, please bless me", "Please let my

soccer skills become better" and worshipping me while they touch

my head. These hundred bishoujos, who were strictly chosen from

tens of thousands of girls, had all been totally mesmerized by me...

Wait, this is probably going to be a dream in the end... Is this really

the sort of stuff I imagine? Wait a minute! This is real! It isn't a

dream! Eh? Why did things become like this? If I don't recall it slowly,

things will probably get really mixed up.

"Ahahahaha. Yoshiharu-san, there are delicious takoyaki for

breakfast once you wake up too! How's zat. Should I feed ya? Ah....

Open your mouth... Ah..."[1]

Oh my god. Magoichi-nee-san is wearing a extremely revealing

maid outfit, almost to the point of being lewd. Half of that tender butt

of hers can be seen, and it's getting closer!

Saika Magoichi-nee-san is quite an alluring beauty from Kii, and is

an extremely cheerful person. Just by seeing her, I can't help but

smile.

"Oioi, it's about time you answer me, ya? Take me as your wife

and I will do good things with you every night." With such seductive

words, Magoichi-nee-san starts getting nearer, turning her

unstoppable charm up to eleven. "No no, this is troubling", when I

start stuttering and trying to brush off her advances, her mood sours

instantly.

"Because you let a maiden become embarrassed! Eat the butt if

you have to!"[2]

She shoved her Yatagarasu's barrel into my mouth; such an active

personality is quite dangerous. Even when I became a harem's king,

I had not planned to decide on my wife, but her expression is too

scary. I might really break down and marry her if this is the

alternative. If I continue rejecting, I may really be killed. Just when

I'm starting to hesitate, my mind snapped to an image of Nobuna's

face, yelling "Saru! You! HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME AND GO TO

THAT WOMAN'S SIDE!" as she cut off all ties and transformed into

the sixth demon lord.... Uhhh, my chest feels terrible.

"Yoshiharu-san. If you have any troubles, please use my breasts

to calm yourself down. Come, help yourself."

Once I'm troubled, Louis Frois in her nekomimi maid attire always

puts on a goddess smile and sighs, "Men sure have it the rough" as

she hugs my head into her bosom. Thank you, but my troubles are

only going deeper and deeper.

"Eh.... Missionary, what are you doing? You, could you not do lewd

acts to my Yoshiharu?"

"Oh? This isn't lewd. I'm just curing Yoshiharu-san of his troubles."

"Are you an idiot? It's fine if it's a kid, but how can breasts alone

cure the troubles of a young guy? The only thing that can help

mature men are women's butts! How's zat, Yoshiharu, wanna leap

onto my butt?"

"I think if Magoichi-nee-san's behavior were a little more feminine,

you would definitely be popular."

"Really!? Ahhahahahahaha!"

I'm too popular lately. Not only has Magoichi-nee-san been serving

me everyday, even the holy maiden Frois-chan has become my

exclusive maid now. The deep sympathy Frois-chan has for me,

wanting to cure my longing to return to Nobuna's side, has troubled

me....! I have fulfilled my dream, yet my heart still feels very uneasy.

The time of the destruction of this frivolous persona is drawing

nearer.

It's like this.

The letter from Nobuna, who had heard of me becoming king of a

harem, had finally reached my hands.

Though I want to open it up, honestly, I'm too afraid; I just can't

gather up the courage to look at the contents. But, I can guess

vaguely what the contents are. I have been living too carefree. That

fellow should be summoning me back and then cutting off my head.

But in contrast, if I don't go back obediently, if I shut myself in, I may

get BBQ-ed by everyone.

The situation is like this. I had kissed Nobuna during the night of

Christmas, and now I'm here by myself having a harem in Osaka! As

per common logic, this is a revolt. I had even stolen Nobuna's heart.

It will be weird if she didn't get angry.

"This is to save Nobuna, please understand a little."

What should I do? How will things go from here? Sagara

Yoshiharu.

Ahh, really, just why, why had things become like this?

It's like this. The start of this whole fiasco could be traced back to a

month before.....